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Comments on: These Goddamn Butterflies Better Land On Me! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10368 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10368 In reply to jesintheworld.

jesintheworld  KareDiane  You too need to start a support group called “We’re Really Bored So We Make Up Phobias” – at least you’ll have each other!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10366 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10366 In reply to brigidday.

brigidday  Been there many times. They do land on you there! I’m only a few miles away so I’ll head over there every few years. Great call!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10367 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10367 In reply to KareDiane.

KareDiane  Okay, but since there’s no way for them to hurt you, this one is about you being nuts. Man up and get thyself to the Butterfly House. You will not die and the world will not collapse. I promise.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10362 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10362 In reply to lcarilo.

lcarilo  I grew up in Peoria so I only associate them with the big company that employees the whole town. I feel like for every butterfly I saw growing up I saw 25 moths. Horrible ratio.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10363 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10363 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Hilarious. Probably a good idea to q-tip out the ear cheese every now and then.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10364 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10364 In reply to _Mediocrates.

_Mediocrates  I saw mine stalk and kill a housefly recently. It was funny. Butterfly would make me sad. Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10365 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:32:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10365 In reply to Ginger Kay.

Ginger Kay  I KNOW. There should be a sign that says “Butterflies will probably not land on you because they’ve been trained by our staff to leave guests alone. It’s not personal and they love you just the same.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10361 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:27:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10361 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  I am a fish person and they’re really not that weird. Just nerds.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-10360 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:27:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-10360 In reply to knightndaze.

knightndaze  I have a 55 gallon reef tank. So thanks. Funny enough, no joke, tonight I put it up on Craigslist. I’ve had reef fish and corals for many years and it’s just all too much. A cat and a dog are plenty for me right now.

]]> By: KareDiane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/these-goddamn-butterflies-better-land-on-me/#comment-9346 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 04:30:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4077#comment-9346 In reply to jesintheworld.

jesintheworld  KareDiane  😉 Far from alone!

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