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Comments on: There’s Something Better Than Crushed Ice? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 25 Oct 2016 20:32:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: http://www.prestamospersonales.tech/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-346671 Tue, 25 Oct 2016 20:32:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-346671 In reply to Andrea.

Your’s is a point of view where real intelligence shines through.

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-11676 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 00:38:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-11676 When my husband leaves the fridge ice maker on cubed I feel like it’s equivalent to the toilet seat dilemma. I look at my glass in disgust and dump that crap in the sink. Some people say chewing ice is bad for your enamel or means you’re iron deficient…NAH! Just a way to relax maybe..but when my kids do it I make my husband grill out steaks just in case.

]]> By: ladyjess78 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9121 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 13:52:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9121 I’d like to concur that the best ice is the little balls. And the best little ice balls are at Sonic. And you can buy it in a bag. I lived on Sonic ice and fresh lemonade during my last pregnancy.  

]]> By: growingupanjwife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9119 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 01:02:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9119 Sonic and hospitals have the ball ice.

]]> By: lcarilo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9106 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 19:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9106 It took me what seems like hours to get through this blog post.  

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9105 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 17:07:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9105 OH MY GOSH this is a thing?? We must not have ice balls in California. But seriously, I feel kind of sad that I’ve never had this.

]]> By: PerryBlock https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9104 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:07:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9104 I can’t believe I just read this whole ridiculous post either, but then again I have horrible self-esteem.Now it’s even more horrible.  Thank God, there’s ice in the freezer to chew neurotically!

]]> By: GingerBlogMan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9103 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 13:32:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9103 Husband like to chew on ice. The sound gives me the heeby jeebies. Yargh, don’t do it.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9102 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 13:07:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9102 You are right! Crushed ice is the only way to go! In fact I go out of my way to go to places so that crushed get can get it. Sonic uses it as does one gas station around here. I’ll go one further. I hate those plastic cups! My ice always melts in those. However for a good drink with crushed ice get a styrofoam cup. (I’m well aware I spelled that wrong.)

]]> By: TheRealm4 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/theres-something-better-than-crushed-ice/#comment-9101 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 12:12:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3850#comment-9101 @tfpHumorBlog you know that, psychologically, chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration….lol

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