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Comments on: There Are Two Chihuahuas Sleeping In My Bed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 20 Nov 2012 06:32:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: tricia n https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-9934 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 06:32:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-9934 When I finally go to bed (note the time of this post – 1:24 AM EST), I sleep in a king bed with my 6′ XXL husband and 10-pound Pomeranian, Pippin (Hobbit not Musical). So far, we have not squashed him. I’m relying on his piercing yap if he gets rolled over on.
The longer you are together, the more important the king bed is.
Intrusive question for all you people/dog sleepers: what do you say to Fido when, uh, three’s a crowd and we’re lookin’ at you?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6646 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:38:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6646 In reply to FiveCrazyBoys.

 @FiveCrazyBoys  I just visited and left a comment.  I like the site!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6645 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:35:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6645 In reply to LeanneJakubowski.

 @LeanneJakubowski  You know, you can aim higher in life.  A king size bed is not better than what you deserve.  I’m here to help you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6644 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:35:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6644 In reply to JW Moxie.

 @JW Moxie  I hear you, shorty.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6643 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:34:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6643 In reply to CarrieSieffert.

 @CarrieSieffert  I always forget you can buy things that way.  I never have before.  I mean, I did my house and stuff.  Beds, huh?  You, sir, just gave me a great idea!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6642 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:34:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6642 In reply to Tami Parrington.

 @Tami Parrington  She is pretty!  For a girl.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6641 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:33:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6641 In reply to nstrick76.

 @nstrick76  Oh, I’ve sold some urine to dopers.  I’ve been around.

]]> By: nstrick76 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6102 Mon, 28 May 2012 16:21:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6102 You bet your butt you can sell urine! (to people that need a clean specimen for urine drug testing.)

]]> By: Tami Parrington https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6098 Sun, 27 May 2012 23:22:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6098 Wow, you can really say your girlfriend is HOT. The pic is adorable. It’s tough sleeping with two little burrowing dogs, but worth it, don’t you think. Hubby and I are both tall too, and we only have 1 little dog, but sometimes we almost end up on the floor.

]]> By: CarrieSieffert https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/there-are-two-chihuahuas-sleeping-in-my-bed/#comment-6096 Sun, 27 May 2012 17:05:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2871#comment-6096 I have a king size bed. It’s beautiful. Unless one of, or all of, my three children wake up screaming in the middle of the night and I have to share with them.We are on a sears plan and pay like 80 bucks a month with no interest. It’s pretty awesome.

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