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Comments on: The Worst Thing About Christmas https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:46:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Tamera https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-11670 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:46:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-11670 Your blogs are always interesting. Life savers are an awesome treat at any given time. Nice to see that meerkats like them too. However my latest craving is brownie brittle with little bits of toffee in it. Yummy

]]> By: Ninja https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-11531 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:34:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-11531 I was just sucking down a roll of the original 5 flavors while reading this. I’m not sure if my parents purchased a different storybook, or if they got rid of the butter rum from the books. Now there’s only six rolls!

I wouldn’t mind if they replaced the tropics with the butter rum for me… I’m obsessed with it for some odd reason. Of course, I’m also one who’d prefer some black licorice ice cream over any other flavor. Haha. Nice post!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-4236 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:04:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-4236 In reply to aczielke.

@aczielke Pirate jokes = hilarious.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-4235 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:00:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-4235 In reply to Jesse3581.

@Jesse3581 You sir, are out of line. How dare you challenge me on my own blog? And use caps! I’m seething! Ha.

]]> By: Jesse3581 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-4232 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:29:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-4232 As I read more and more of your funny, insightful blog; I am increasingly convinced that you’re absolutely insane. Entertaining, yes. But also insane.

It started with your weird, unnecessary hatred of the great Wendy’s restaurant. Now we’re into hating popcorn flavored jelly bellies and buttered rum. Were you raised on yams and buckwheat? What is wrong with your tastebuds?

You are DEFINITELY in the minority. And you should know you’re in the minority because I used caps locks for emphasis.

]]> By: aczielke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-worst-thing-about-christmas/#comment-4231 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:16:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1352#comment-4231 What’s a pirates favorite holiday??

Aaaaaaaaarrrrbor day!

Also, I love banana runts and the coconut lifesavers, you crazy son. Buttered rum could definitely live without.

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