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Comments on: The Time Is Nigh… (that means “near,” bozos) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-8758 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-8758 I like it as-is, but respect your desire to be constantly improving. As your most loyal advertiser, I must be selfish and recommend that whatever the new design, please continue to offer me the prime real estate! Honestly, though, your site is pretty awesome. I recently designed my site (as you know – http://jimmoormanbooks.com) and looked at hundreds of author and blog sites. Yours is good. It’s fun, easy to navigate, and it’s very readable.
Maybe keep the theme/layout and just change the way the content is organized? You can change navigation, add plugins, remove plugins, etc.
Just my .02 cents.
Jim Moorman

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6657 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:44:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6657 In reply to Francesca.

Yeah – agreed.  You like the new look?  Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6655 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:43:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6655 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Yeah, it was a load issue, mostly.  Now it loads up much faster and people seem to dig it.  It’s dressed down a bit, but I think it works better in a weird way.  I do miss the cool design of the old one.  But it wasn’t really “mine.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6653 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:42:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6653 In reply to JW Moxie.

 @JW Moxie  Um – I did, and you build the logo.  Remember?  Obviously I’m getting to this comment only a month late.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6652 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:42:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6652 In reply to beingbeckyp.

 @beingbeckyp  Thanks for that feedback.  I will figure out a way to better explain that.  Good call.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6651 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:41:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6651 In reply to northernCK.

 @northernCK  Thanks for your support, and ultimately I ended up changing it.  It was time.  I needed something that was more my style and reflected me.  But yeah, the old one was pretty and cool.  Thank you for reading.  Really.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6650 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:40:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6650 In reply to mmrtnt.

 @mmrtnt  Yeah, I had already messed with the CSS and made that area smaller, but couldn’t ever get it tighter without f’ing up the graphics.  Now, I’m on the Thesis theme, and couldn’t be happier.  I still have one tweak that nobody seems to know how to make though, and it’s an important one.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6648 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:39:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6648 In reply to mmrtnt.

 @mmrtnt  Yeah, but it was a template and I needed something that was just mine and more “me” – but thanks for the compliments!

]]> By: Jim Moorman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6099 Mon, 28 May 2012 04:52:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6099 I like it as-is, but respect your desire to be constantly improving. As your most loyal advertiser, I must be selfish and recommend that whatever the new design, please continue to offer me the prime real estate! Honestly, though, your site is pretty awesome. I recently designed my site (as you know – http://jimmoormanbooks.com) and looked at hundreds of author and blog sites. Yours is good. It’s fun, easy to navigate, and it’s very readable.
Maybe keep the theme/layout and just change the way the content is organized? You can change navigation, add plugins, remove plugins, etc.
Just my .02 cents.
Jim Moorman

]]> By: northernCK https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-time-is-nigh-that-means-near-bozos/#comment-6097 Sun, 27 May 2012 22:11:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2864#comment-6097 For what its worth, I wouldn’t touch a thing. It’s one of the better designed blogs I have come across. There is a cohesiveness from your brand to your positioning to your design/marketing that few others achieve. It’s clean, without much clutter, and there’s plenty of white space.

Plus, if you achieved over 38 days from the last time your cat peed on your bed, you must be doing something right.

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