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Comments on: The ThoughtsFromParis 2014 Holiday Card https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 09 Feb 2015 20:35:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: vesna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-128899 Mon, 09 Feb 2015 20:35:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-128899 Like it! Entertaining post, you make me smiled! 🙂

]]> By: alexis ternoy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-128849 Mon, 09 Feb 2015 13:08:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-128849 Sad the site is not about Paris or France. As French I would have enjoyed it 😉
I share you grief about family picture Christmas card. My favourite remain my friend one with everyone in Christmas jumper. Awful. Will come by your blog again 🙂

]]> By: Amy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-127613 Thu, 29 Jan 2015 13:07:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-127613 Great post! I so agree with you on holiday photo cards. Sending Christmas cards/letters is so important to me, but it’s becoming a lost tradition due to social media. I receive less, and less cards every year. I have the same feelings as you that parents should be in the photo too, not just kids, and there should be some sort of handwritten note, no matter how small, on the card and not just a signature. I once heard someone say that parents should always be in the photo because they don’t change that much over the years, and kids do, so if the Christmas photo only has the kids in it, she doesn’t even know who it is from. Funny, but true!

]]> By: Jessica https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-127450 Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:09:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-127450 I laughed out loud with the line, “And yes, I want to see the cat, too. Dress the fucker up in an elf costume.” And the mullet picture. I agree with you, though! I love receiving cards, but write more instead of all pictures! I try to write paragraphs and I even sent out a newsletter this year. 😀 I guess as a single young lady, it’s easier. Fortunately, I received no hate for the newsletter since I hear they are dreaded. :p

Can’t wait to read more of your blog!

]]> By: Kathleen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-127126 Thu, 22 Jan 2015 21:57:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-127126 Dude! Your mullet totally rocks. BTW, I was a dead ringer for Beth in this picture back in the 9th grade when Van Halen immortalized the greatest of years: 1984. Oh, and Mia wants to schedule a Minecraft play date with Trevor soon.

]]> By: Linda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-127051 Tue, 20 Jan 2015 14:49:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-127051 Rockin’ the mullet. Trevor’s the spittin’ image of his old man…(whoever that ends up being)

]]> By: Stacey Jeffreys https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-127006 Sun, 18 Jan 2015 14:51:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-127006 So glad to read a new post from you. I hope you make this more of a habit again. Some of us miss your humor.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughtsfromparis-2014-holiday-card/#comment-126981 Sun, 18 Jan 2015 01:12:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8166#comment-126981 Nice to see a couple of posts from you this week, DJ. Hope you’re planning to write a few more now and then!

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