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Comments on: The Thoughts I Had During My Ride To Work https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:55:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: marilu https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-13845 Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:55:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-13845 It’s good to know that there is peaple out there craziest than me. 🙂

]]> By: Kelly Fox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8444 Wed, 22 Aug 2012 13:58:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8444 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  Who doesn’t LOVE a good Xannie? I know I do! Then you can have totally different conversations with yourself after a Xannie or two.. Like “Self, You are Gorgeous! And Life is Gooood, We Need to buy a Dolphin! and Why am I so hungry? I. Am. Starving!”..Wait! maybe that’s weed.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8443 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:07:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8443 In reply to Kelly Fox.

Kelly Fox  omg I just almost peed reading that! Usually for me, before the shame spiral I have to take a couple Xanax to calm down to even be able to recognize that “good lord, man, are you even LISTENING to yourself?”

]]> By: Kelly Fox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8441 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8441 Who rides a bike in flip flops anyway? I would lose all my toes in a horrific accident, dork that I am. I should Interview myself, starting with this question.. “Self, wtf is wrong with you anyway? Why are you not rich, famous and beautiful?” and then I’ll answer all snarky like.. “Bitch, why you all up in my shit anyway? They run out of jobs at the turd factory?” then I’ll giggle, and then realize I was bitching at myself, and THEN shame spiral.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8440 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:12:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8440 I do mock interviews, too, but in them I place myself up higher on People’s Most Beautiful list.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8439 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:16:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8439 I totally understand about the yogurt rotation. As if Mondays weren’t rough enough already. Whew. Try “listening” to Wilco’s SPIDERS in your head, that song is like 45 minutes long just by itself, you’ll be home before you know it. Have a safe ride!  

]]> By: ModMomBeyondIndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8431 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:56:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8431 Shame spiral.  I always dug that expression.  It’s from “Clueless”, but I always picture Trent Reznor looking pouty, dressed entirely in black and contemplating how to descend a spiral staircase. Really.  I think we need pics of you on the bike with the pup in the pouch.  (Really, I just want gratuitous chiuaua pics)  I can sing in my head too.  And the arrangements are always glorious.  I have backup singers in there too.  Gets crowded.  Hey – can you do me a favor? Vote for me here:  http://dudewrite.blogspot.com  Voting is open until Tuesday night.  Thanks!  You should totally think about submitting your stuff.  It’s for Dudes, but they’re letting the girls play this week.  Check it out.  

]]> By: Banana Stickers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8430 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:41:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8430 what is your favorite podcast?

]]> By: Zena Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8427 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:21:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8427 I walk home from school. My thoughts ironically are almost exactly the same,  especially  the Dr. who part, and sing songs in my head.  

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-thoughts-i-had-during-my-ride-to-work/#comment-8425 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:51:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3408#comment-8425 In reply to sbattey.

sbattey  I agree. What I used to do is one ear open and the other listening to music. But I also only rode a mile… on the sidewalk. lol

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