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Comments on: The Real Reason You Need 30k Twitter Followers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 11 May 2013 02:50:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: iexistthatisall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-15539 Sat, 11 May 2013 02:50:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-15539 I didn’t join Twitter for followers. I just want to connect with people I can commisserate with. 😉

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-15538 Sat, 11 May 2013 02:44:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-15538 I should have added I started reading your blog because you asked me too. I do like the cat pee stories, particularly since I have a dog.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-15536 Sat, 11 May 2013 02:42:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-15536 I’m screwed, ain’t gonna happen, well, on the bright side I still have my husband.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9862 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:17:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9862 In reply to MasqCrew.

MasqCrew  You’re a great supporter. I appreciate it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9861 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:17:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9861 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9859 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9859 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  You haven’t even made it out of “uncool” status yet. (kidding)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9858 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9858 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  You need more friends. Try being cooler!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9857 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9857 In reply to midlifemixtape.

midlifemixtape  Hilarious. Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9856 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9856 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  I almost never respond to tweets because it’s next to impossible. I wish I could. Not enough time, sadly.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-real-reason-you-need-30k-twitter-followers/#comment-9855 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4246#comment-9855 In reply to Kathy_Writer.

Kathy_Writer  Thanks for being a dedicated reader ever since!!!

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