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Comments on: The Paris Sleep Chronicles https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:02:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6774 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:02:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6774 In reply to profmomesq.

 @profmomesq  She’s a lot of fun.  And a badass.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6772 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:02:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6772 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  ha.  True.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6771 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:02:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6771 In reply to Stilts.

Since my mom is not a jive turkey, there is no need to give her a high five, soul brother.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6770 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:01:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6770 In reply to HeyMikey.

 @HeyMikey  Just fyi, Airborne has been proven to be complete horseshit.  But the placebo effect is not – very real  phenomenon!  

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6010 Tue, 15 May 2012 14:18:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6010 AirBorne. It’s preventive, but I took it three days into a cold once and it still worked. Even though, last I heard, it’s classified as a food by the FDA, you should probably still check with your pharmacist if you’re on other meds. It’s a fizztab that you slam back three  times a day. Every store has a less expensive housebrand now.

]]> By: Stilts https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6009 Tue, 15 May 2012 13:43:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6009 *high fives* to your mom. That’ll learn you.   😉

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6007 Tue, 15 May 2012 12:35:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6007 Way to go mom.   So glad you explained that was your legs…

]]> By: profmomesq https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-paris-sleep-chronicles/#comment-6005 Tue, 15 May 2012 05:45:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2761#comment-6005 Your mom is a badass.

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