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Comments on: The Best Way To Destroy Someone Emotionally https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 17 Sep 2021 04:44:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: KanjoRacer514 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-398822 Fri, 17 Sep 2021 04:44:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-398822 In reply to KanjoRacer514.

I meant to say death glare tips not death tips lmaoo

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By: KanjoRacer514 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-398821 Fri, 17 Sep 2021 04:42:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-398821 In reply to Katjaneway.

Oh I’ve mastered this technique and it scares the living ? out of him so much he physically backs away. Death Tips?: Channel your inner psychopath. Are you pissed? Use it. Every time they look at you, death glare at them. Laugh at them when they get too close, or get the deepest tone you can and say “MOVE.” Every time, I guarantee you’ll see the devastation behind their eyes, and you’ll watch them scamper off like a puppy with it’s tail under it’s legs.

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By: nonyabi'ness https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-237917 Sun, 19 Jun 2016 01:46:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-237917 there are medications for what you have. of course to properly medicate all the psychopaths in the sewers, we need to mass produce a whole lot more

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By: Ned https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-168058 Mon, 08 Feb 2016 05:05:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-168058 A psychic could regard those subtleties in the same way we typically perceive the road before us, a discussion from a buddy or the preference of a fresh strawberry.

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By: Virginia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-167857 Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:05:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-167857 This confirms that love puts humans’ spirits the extraordinary
power makings them willing to come up Heaven or
come down Hell with their real love.

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By: Karoline https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-163242 Tue, 01 Dec 2015 22:02:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-163242 I do this all the time…..also effective, when dealing with dickwads: “Listen to you….”, followed by maniacal cackling. A friend who is a psychotherapist told me that one.

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By: Natasha bartlett https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-18211 Tue, 23 Jul 2013 01:25:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-18211 In reply to Lady J.

I just tell them negative ghost rider the rotation is full as all there buddies die laughing

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By: Frannie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-14138 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:55:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-14138 Great post! I remember a great line a client once told me (I’m a psychologist and I now use this line to teach other people how much stronger you look and feel when you do NOT rise to a fight/challenge that is inane). The client was dealing with a workplace bully…. he simply said the man… “you don’t even get my competitive juices flowing.” Simple… perfect….

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By: Dei Starr https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-8977 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 01:21:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-8977 In reply to Dei Starr.

tfpHumorBlog  Dei Starr  I know.  Sorry for not being from someplace cooler.  *cries*  

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-destroy-someone-emotionally/#comment-8882 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 14:16:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3514#comment-8882 In reply to Dei Starr.

Dei Starr  Bummer. Guam would have been cooler.

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