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Comments on: The Best Thing About Being Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:36:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-6128 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:36:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-6128 @tfpHumorBlog it must be fun to be you 😉

]]> By: CrazyTragicAlmostMagic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5180 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:36:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5180 I call those the joys of living alone!

]]> By: ToscaSac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5174 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:39:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5174 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis Just making sure you know becoming a parent won’t make you normal ;> hahahaha

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5162 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:52:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5162 In reply to ToscaSac.

 @ToscaSac  I hope you realize I was only kidding.  I only judge myself, not others.  🙂

]]> By: ToscaSac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5157 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 06:35:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5157 Our house hold has never been what other people would call normal. I never gave my daughter a bed time. We never ate around a kitchen table. Still she is well respected by families and teachers she comes in contact with. This weekend she is away camping…with a friends family. I would not be carrying a B average in my 3rd year as an adult college student if I had no accountability.

]]> By: an0nthoughts https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5156 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 06:17:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5156 In reply to Jack V Sage.

Jack, Nemesis can come sleep with me. I’ve always got space for dogs and cats in my bed.

]]> By: Jack V Sage https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5155 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:22:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5155 I’ve slept in that position often, trying to make room for my partner, because we are cheapskates using a double futon on top of a queen mattress instead of going out and buying a king-sized bed like we need. I would not want to wake up to Nemesis in bed with us, since he’s a 150-pound Neapolitan mastiff. 😉

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5154 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 03:23:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5154 In reply to ToscaSac.

 @ToscaSac  I think you may be setting a not great example for your daughter about  accountability.  I can only assume you are spending too much time at cheerleading practice and hanging with the boys at the malt shoppe to get your assignments done on time.

]]> By: ToscaSac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5153 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:41:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5153 I random nap now like a cat. My daughter is 15. I did it too when she was younger. I think there is more hope you can keep your naps as a dad. Babies and toddlers sleep through out the day. The best advice I got as a new mom was “sleep when the baby sleeps”. It meant I was not so frazzled through the night if I spent afternoon nap time sleeping instead of getting things done because the baby napped.
 
Last night I fell asleep sometime after prime time television and woke up around 1 or 2 am. I had a paper due from Thursday. Our professor had assured us that he was not going to be grading before this mornings email check. This meant I had a few hours to get the paper written and emailed to him.
 
I hit send before 6am and went back to sleep for about 4 hours.

]]> By: an0nthoughts https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-thing-about-being-me/#comment-5150 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:58:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2286#comment-5150 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  *changes*  

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