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Comments on: The Best Joke I Wrote Last Night In A Dream https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 01 Jan 2017 16:52:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Chris A Ferguson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-390442 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 16:52:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-390442 So, because I am a strange person I felt I had to look up “What is a hollaback girl”. Of course I ended up on Urban Dictionary. The BEST definition of a “hollaback girl” is #5 on the list and is as follows:

hollaback girl
“Hollaback girl” is actually a mistaken lyric in the popular song by Gwen Stefani. What she is actually saying is “I ain’t no Holland badger”. Unlike the average omnivorous European badger, this badger, native to the Netherlands, is notorious for eating bananas (which is how it received its title “Meles meles musa”). Stefani clearly states that she is not a Holland badger, and therefore is not the type to eat bananas. She goes on to compare “shit” with “bananas”, voicing her strong dislike for the fruit.
actual words to the song: “I ain’t no Holland badger”
words most often misheard: “I ain’t no hollaback girl”

by Cmcc January 12, 2006

Courtesy of urbandictionary.com

But I did find the joke incredibly hilarious!!! A “9” on my Scale of Joke Judgement”
AGAIN, I’m strange…

]]> By: clashofclansgemmesgratuites.wordpress.com https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-167062 Sun, 24 Jan 2016 20:36:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-167062 Hello There. I discovered your blog using msn. That is an extremely neatly written article.
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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-5570 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:48:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-5570 In reply to ChristineSpong.

 @ChristineSpong  He’s pleasuring himself to YouPorn, yes.  All men do and then pass out.  It’s how we’re wired.

]]> By: ChristineSpong https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-5553 Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:41:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-5553 Awful joke, but I finally understand the song!

That pic really doesnt look like hes “sleeping”, lmao!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-4633 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:19:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-4633 Here – I’ll help you. It’s all dreams about being back in college and you realize you haven’t gone to class all semester and you have the big exam the next day.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-4632 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:18:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-4632 Well, at least in real life you’re not one of those “tax protection” weirdos that believe you constitutionally never have to pay federal income tax. Those guys were huge around the late 90s. I imagine they’re all in the clink now.

]]> By: Katrina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-4955 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:31:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-4955 I never remember my dreams….I know certain things wake me up because I will wake up frightened or confused about what day it really is etc….but can’t recall anything

]]> By: beerbecue https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-4953 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:18:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-4953 I dream about tax issues, and I sometimes come up with a brilliant solutions. But when I wake up, I soon realize that the issue (and solution) are total nonsense. I’m a dork.

]]> By: YoungmanBrown https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/the-best-joke-i-wrote-last-night-in-a-dream/#comment-4629 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:58:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1840#comment-4629 This happens to me all the time. I’m positive that I have dreamt the best epic novel or blockbuster movie. Not just the idea for the movie or book, but the whole damn thing.

I vow to remember every intricate detail during my shower, then write it all down. I start to have my doubts by the time I am shampooing my hair, though.

By the time I have gotten out of the shower and dried myself off, I am typically self-loathing and embarrassed that just a few minutes ago I thought that a movie about microscopic elephants was going to change the world.

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