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Comments on: That Leg Pretzel Thing New Agers Do Scares and Consumes Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9793 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9793 In reply to Roeverdatteren.

Roeverdatteren  Who needs to scratch their toes? Other than athlete’s foot victims.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9792 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:12:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9792 In reply to AngusMcMahan.

AngusMcMahan  Sorry, I don’t speak American Indian.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9790 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:02:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9790 In reply to swf101.

swf101  Unless you have heavy flow no need to be embarrassed. Or if you need the jumbo size.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9791 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:02:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9791 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Well, I’m 320 days in – it’s just habit now. But thanks for the kind words!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9789 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:02:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9789 In reply to about100percent.

about100percent  Yes, the palest white woman in the world ups her street cred. Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9786 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:37:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9786 In reply to DulceDeLauryn.

DulceDeLauryn  Chicks falling down is always hilarious!

]]> By: DulceDeLauryn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9549 Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:50:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9549 I know all my problems will melt away the day I marry fingernail to toenail.
— This is the best sentence ever.  
I can tap my toes on my forehead. Something I didn’t think was a serious feat until recently. However…  I have the grace and rhythm of a Tin Man. We all fall short somewhere LOL.

]]> By: about100percent https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9548 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:30:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9548 Yay Good n Plenty!
On another note, I once told my working Christmas lights to “recognize” after I threw one string of non-working lights in the garbage can with a violent flourish. Giving the finger to Glide is perfectly acceptable in light of the reality, which is that to get respect, sometimes you just gotta be a gangsta.

]]> By: swf101 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9547 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 18:15:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9547 If this isn’t funny, I can’t wait for the next post. And seriously, buying Good n’ Plenty in front of a girl is uncomfortable? Try shopping for femine items and having a hot guy you know come say hi in the shop. “Oh, hey, hows it goi…um are those tampons? They come in color packages now hey? *scratches foot on floor* Yeahhhh so I gotta go”. Oh ps: My family used to call Good n’ Plenty ‘Rabbit Poops’. Just something that I thought you might like to catch on to. Maybe use while you’re talking to that hot girl.

]]> By: AngusMcMahan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-leg-pretzel-thing-new-agers-do-scares-and-consumes-me/#comment-9546 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:05:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4328#comment-9546 It’s called the “lotus” position.

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