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Comments on: That Isn’t Appropriate (But I Can’t Help Myself) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 Nov 2012 01:57:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10308 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 01:57:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10308 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Craziness Abounds Sure did! It’s weird having to remember to speak the punctuation! However I am getting the hang of it. Thank you for the compliment.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10292 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:52:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10292 In reply to talk_and_sleep.

talk_and_sleep  I’m hoping it didn’t involve ovens… That would be a hard joke to land.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10288 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10288 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  Yes, nothing like trapped farts and whatever else drips loose out of that area from you ladies.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10291 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10291 In reply to janesadek.

janesadek  I am so sorry to hear of your father. Please accept my condolences.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10290 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10290 In reply to about100percent.

about100percent  Friends don’t leave, I’ve found, unless you call them the c-word a lot. Oh, and it really only affects women. Guys just laugh.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10289 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10289 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  Well, I’ve been waiting with baited breath – did the grandma die? If not that would have been very disprectful to the eulogy.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10286 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10286 In reply to geoffliving.

geoffliving  Yeah, I’m kind of a slave to my instincts. It works. Sometimes. Ha.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-10287 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:47:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-10287 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

Craziness Abounds  Did you speak this? If so, it’s awesome. And yes, you have one of the best senses of humor on the planet. Truth.

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By: geoffliving https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-9382 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 20:40:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-9382 Good post. Sometimes it’s laugh or cry, and you tried for the prior.   What can you do, right?

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By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/that-isnt-appropriate-but-i-cant-help-myself/#comment-9373 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 11:00:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4128#comment-9373 Hello old friend. I’m trying a new program we shall see if it works. I do the same thing as you. Often when I’m uncomfortable with a situation I make jokes and try to find humor. I also just find random humor everywhere though. I totally got this post as it describes my life. I also try to find friends that understand this about me and won’t get mad. It’s the logical thing to do. My mom often says I should come with a warning label. 🙂

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