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Comments on: Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 04 Aug 2014 23:17:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: best heart rate monitors 2014 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-95599 Mon, 04 Aug 2014 23:17:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-95599 I’m not that much of a online reader to be honest but your sites really nice, keep it up!

I’ll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back later on. All the best

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6630 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:26:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6630 In reply to StephenRocco.

 @StephenRocco  Yeah, damn bodies!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6629 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:25:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6629 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  Well, he’s lucky that he gets to be bathed in MY essence.  Lucky him.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6628 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:25:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6628 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk117  Great call!  I will do this post-haste!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6627 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:24:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6627 In reply to LuftigWarren.

 @LuftigWarren  We have an understanding.  So, no.

]]> By: LuftigWarren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6106 Tue, 29 May 2012 13:22:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6106 “My mom, dad, girlfriend, sister and boyfriend are all here.”   Your girlfriend AND your boyfriend were there? Was that awkward?

]]> By: LuftigWarren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6105 Tue, 29 May 2012 13:22:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6105 “My mom, dad, girlfriend, sister and boyfriend are all here.”   Your girlfriend AND your boyfriend were there? Was that awkward?

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6103 Tue, 29 May 2012 07:44:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6103 Get your Thyroid checked. Hyper or hypo thyroidism can cause excessive sweating. It is a simple blood test and I wood start there. I would bet you a signed sweat rag that it is hypothyoidism due to the amount of biking you do but are still having weight issues. let me know how thing work out. Paul @pdk117  
 

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6101 Mon, 28 May 2012 10:54:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6101 Nice symbolism with the magnum-sized, bulging weiner in the background, Sweaty.

Poor Towelie. I feel for him.

]]> By: StephenRocco https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sweat-sweat-sweat/#comment-6100 Mon, 28 May 2012 05:22:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2878#comment-6100 I think this problem could be that your body still hasn’t unloaded all that sweat from riding your bike 20 miles a day. Holy Moly! I admire that!
 
Seriously, I never had it that bad, but I do sweat in the same spots. It was worse when I had man boobs, but my back is a breeding ground for secretion. I feel your pain.

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