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Comments on: Stuff That Just Entered My Mind Tonight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 10 May 2013 18:18:36 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: iexistthatisall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-15516 Fri, 10 May 2013 18:18:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-15516 I refer to my private area as my va-jay-jay (& YES, I shave it). It is commonly referred to as the “vaginal area”, so all these type “A” , anal people need to take a chill pill & enjoy the humor! I prefer thin crust pizza anyway, but have only ever managed to eat half of one, unless it’s the cheapy .98 ¢ Totino’s pizza (Pepperoni, please) & I’ve starved myself for the day. It’s so hard to find someone compatible enough to stay with for long run, so when I experience break-ups I just try to identify what went wrong so I can avoid making the same mistakes next time. For instance, I’m a bleeding heart. I want to FIX everyone, but I’ve learned I can’t. It took a long time for me to get that & I sustained a great deal of personal injury as a result. So now I BASK LOVINGLY in my singledome! I am HAPPIER than I’ve EVER been! 😉

]]> By: Sandra Jeanne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-12869 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:22:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-12869 Everyone’s being rather nitpicky, don’t you think? I’ve always called it shaving my pussy, without once wondering if I was being anatomically correct. The girlfriend thing? Might as well save some steps and go right for the billboard (though that option seems a bit pricey). Nothing else works.Just kidding, but let’s get real. She won’t approach you walking your cute dog, you won’t find her online, you can’t go to bars (despite what everyone says, people do meet and start relationships there). You could always attend AA if you don’t, Good luck.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11814 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 05:56:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11814 Sorry to hear about you and your girlfriend. Glad it was mutual and that you’ve been able to process it.

]]> By: Azara https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11810 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 02:43:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11810 Strapped the dog in your backpack on your way to work? Now I’m curious if you’re referring to a real dog or if I’ve missed some important new slang in urban dictionary. I appreciated your defiance of Jesus. I once peed my bed to teach my mom a lesson about making me stay in my room until 6:00AM on weekend mornings. Authority must be resisted (I’d like to say something else like puck the folice, but I don’t know you well enough to subject you to my potty mouth with no warning).

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11809 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:48:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11809 VAGINALLY someone else admits to shaving their vagina.

Sorry for that. And your break-up. Stop looking for the one. She’ll show up. Don’t be that guy on the billboard.

]]> By: Michele https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11808 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:24:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11808 Sorry to hear about the split. But I am sure you will bounce back. You’re a bouncy kinda guy. Oh geeze, that sounds like I’m calling you fat. I’m not, but eh. Now that I know you possess a vagina, it’s safe to assume you will take any comment as an insult, the way we vagina owners do.

]]> By: Sharona Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11806 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:00:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11806 I’m a bit sad that I looked over your Billboard Bachelor a l-i-t-t-l-e to carefully instead of laughing and moving quickly on…

]]> By: Lovelyn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11789 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 18:04:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11789 Why do you even want to eat a whole pizza? It just seems sickness inducing.

Sorry about your relationship. Breakups are tough, but you’ll be back in the game before you know it. Maybe you should get your own billboard too. Women love men with billboards.

]]> By: Sista Sertraline https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11776 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:56:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11776 The term you looking for is labia majora. And minora, if it’s a particularly thorough shave. And the correct collective medical term for all of it is minge. You’re welcome.

One of my cats sometimes tries to lick under my armpit :-s Do you think he is trying to get a hit of my meds?

]]> By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stuff-that-just-entered-my-mind-tonight/#comment-11771 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 12:02:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4996#comment-11771 So many worthy subjects; it’s hard to know what to comment on……

First, I’m sorry about the breakup but it sounds like you’re going to be okay. Your billboard: Single man who enjoys a good thin crust pizza and had a soft spot for long Brazilian legs…….

Second, I’m sure that Jesus is sorry about the whole raining on your exercise plans thing.

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