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Comments on: “Stay”cations are Depressing https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 28 Mar 2014 05:57:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Shawna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-29288 Fri, 28 Mar 2014 05:57:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-29288 But. I just discovered you.

And I like your words. We don’t have much in common, and you wouldn’t agree with a lot of my views…but you’re genuine. It’s a brave thing you do, spilling it all out there.

If we were trapped in an elevator for an afternoon, I’m sure we’d stay in touch. That’s how I gauge peeps…my Hypothetical Elevator Test (HET)

That said. It’s wisdom that “causes the pauses,” as my Granny used to say. Knowing when you need a break and then doing it.

Best of everything to ya.

]]> By: Thelma https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12800 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:46:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12800 WHAT!?! UNACCEPTABLE…I’m going to have to start working at work. FUCK!
Fine, I suppose everyone is entitled to sanity. Also if you’re any good at the dating thing chick will not want you blogging about her. Chicks can be so unreasonable. BAH.

And now you have the element of surprise on your side…(insert dastardly laugh here)

]]> By: Lil https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12770 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 06:00:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12770 And then you ate old meatballs from your freezer and made me laugh out loud. Do what you must, but you’ll always be funny.

]]> By: Lisa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12751 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:13:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12751 Stop dreaming and come to Stowe, Vt for a real ski vacation! That silly image can come true!! Great place to recharge those batteries and get lots of inspiration!

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12741 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 15:37:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12741 Take the weekends off. They say nobody reads then anyway – or at least they don’t read mine.Of course they’re not reading mine during the week either – ok, a few are. I’m one of your most devoted readers and I struggle to keep up with everything you write. So take a freaking break, for your reader’s sake!

]]> By: Barb https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12718 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 11:30:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12718 Quality over quantity … I’d much rather read something of substance than you just writing to fill the page.

I happen to be one who loves their “staycation.” While I do love getting away, the craziness in laundry, house cleaning, packing, driving, etc, to go away and then doing the same when I return defeats the purpose of a vacation. During a staycation, I can truly relax, work around the house as I want, and feel like I’ve been away from work for a month.

]]> By: Lisa Newlin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12716 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 08:21:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12716 I’m sorry you’re feeling down but if you feel you need a break, you should take one from writing for a few days. We understand. We may not like it, but we will deal with it.

However, one thing you should never take a break from is whipping out The Club on a date. Truer words have never been spoken (or typed).

Hang in there. You totally rock.

]]> By: Sharona Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12713 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 05:38:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12713 Enjoy! I’m a twice a week gal (even though I told OKCupid I’d like about every other day), (but that wasn’t blogging), but still….
enjoy!

Sharona
http://www.pmzee.com

]]> By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12712 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:26:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12712 I totally think this is valid. While I do enjoy reading your stuff every day, everyone needs a break every once in a while. I think it’s so awesome that you’ve had such an amazing streak! Enjoy the break. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

]]> By: heidi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/staycations-are-depressing/#comment-12708 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:55:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5245#comment-12708 Catch your breath and relax for as long as you need to, then post what you want, when you want. 🙂

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