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Comments on: Stairs Never Get Easier https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:33:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: AntoniaMurphyNZ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-8990 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:33:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-8990 Awesome!   I had so much fun laughing at your pain!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-7643 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:53:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-7643 In reply to Mark.

Ha – you found my blog by searching “getting winded walking up a flight of stairs” – I’m not sure what is sadder.  That search, or the fact that I wrote about it.  Awesome.  Keep coming back!

]]> By: Mark https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-7495 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 12:48:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-7495 Thanks for posting this, I read this still breathing hard at my desk after searching nearly your exact blog post title.  I have noticed a slight improvement, not sure if it’s mental, I used to have to stop to catch my breath on the 6th floor, now I can make it all the way to the 9th without stopping, but I still look ridiculous coming out of the stairwell.  Luckily I’m first in the office.  I also like your sentiment about life, though I’m not sure I entirely agree.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6626 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:24:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6626 In reply to LorcaDamon.

 @LorcaDamon  Mile 16?  Showoff.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6625 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:23:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6625 In reply to LuftigWarren.

 @LuftigWarren  Your comments always deliver in the end.  Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6624 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:23:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6624 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  No, it’s a leg thing.  Here’s the deal.  Because I’m not doing a heavy enough quad exercise to tear those muscle fibers, they can’t grow back stronger.  I just need to hit the gym and do some squats.  Which I hate doing.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6623 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:22:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6623 In reply to IfYouLikeBooks.

 @IfYouLikeBooks  I know.  Thanks, body!

]]> By: IfYouLikeBooks https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6118 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:13:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6118 I am so glad to know I am not the only one! I have been taking the stairs instead of the escalator when I walk from my parking garage to my office building for over a year now, and it has not gotten even a little easier.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6082 Fri, 25 May 2012 14:34:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6082 Here’s the question, though: are your LEGS tired? Or are your LUNGS tired? Cuz if you’re legs still burn after all this time then yes, that would be strange.  But getting winded I think is a lung capacity “problem”. Even marathon runners still breathe heavy after a run. I did a Swim for Fit class in HS (worst mistake of my life) and I would do laps with my head constantly above the water. The teacher would scream to me “put your head under!” and I’d yell back “I can’t! I can’t breathe!” Because that workout had me so winded that I couldn’t even put my head under for a half a second. I’m curious… I think you should take up swimming and increase your lung capacity AND  efficiency. You might find it easier to get up the stairs.  

]]> By: LuftigWarren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/stairs-never-get-easier/#comment-6081 Fri, 25 May 2012 12:23:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2856#comment-6081 “If your car pulls to the left, get used to it.”
 
Or take it to the shop and get it fixed.   It’s probably indicative of something that is broken or damaged (or soon will be).
 
Classic, lazy line.
 
P.S. My car has been pulling to the left for like 3 years.

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