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Comments on: The Squatty Potty and Turning Pro https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:45:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19870 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:45:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19870 In reply to Kate Hall.

It’s definitely a great read. Let me know what you think!

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19758 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 06:31:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19758 One more person talking about this War of Art book. I need to just get it instead of thinking about it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19741 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:23:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19741 In reply to Gillie.

Oh man, you can totally build your own. I put the inventor right up there with Jesus. Maybe better than Jesus. Yes, I just decided. Better than Jesus. I may be a heathen, but I’m a heathen with awesome bowel movements.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19740 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:22:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19740 In reply to Jamie @Momma Without a Clue.

No problem! If you have a blog, next time make sure to fill out the url field and it will automatically link to your latest post. Free blog hits! Yes, I rule.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19739 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:21:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19739 In reply to Casi.

They’re only “good” if you like them. I read your post and I liked it! But it doesn’t matter if I like it – you should have reasonable expectation about what you can produce and find something that you like in every post. I have no idea what I’m going to write today, yet I’ll do something. And it might suck! Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19738 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:20:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19738 In reply to Ray.

Nice! Going pro is the biggest challenge I’ve encountered and it’s a battle I fight every day. But it’s a worthwhile battle in my opinion. Keep it up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19737 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:19:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19737 In reply to Anastasia Wake.

I disagree – it’s part of the process. Being self-aware of why we eat the chocolate is the first step – then we’re self aware and still eat the chocolate. The trick is not to feel shame and just to get curious – “What was I feeling that made me want to eat the chocolate?” You’re on the right track, guaranteed. Stop the beating yourself up! I command thee!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19736 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:17:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19736 In reply to Steve Braun.

Yeah – you have to write for the wastepaper basket like the dude who wrote Moon River user to say. Just write. Something good will come out occasionally. Well, at least I hope. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19735 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:16:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19735 In reply to kate.

Stop considering and do it! Even if it sucks! Especially if it sucks! Mine sucks! But I keep doing it anyway. Ha!

]]> By: Jamie @Momma Without a Clue https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/squatty-potty-turning-pro/#comment-19704 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 18:53:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6652#comment-19704 Definitely going to check it out – I need a little kick in the pants with my writing. Thanks!

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