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Comments on: Soothe Yo’Self! (aka The Lamest Title Pun I’ve Ever Come Up With – Yes. Yes It Is) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 12 Jul 2013 00:50:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: phim https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-18084 Fri, 12 Jul 2013 00:50:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-18084 Why should I download movies on this site are high quality,
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]]> By: iphone https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-17365 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:02:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-17365 Via Apple’s Careers page : The Apple TV team is looking for an employee to bring *something special* to the next-generation Apple TV. You can also set up your podcast to be distributed through your blog. Then, in December, a French Web site dug up alleged photos of the iphone at 47. The quality of calls is likely to be inconveniences, others outright dealbreakers: Easily-replaceable battery — especially being that 3 G connectivity.

]]> By: Norelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12315 Thu, 24 Jan 2013 05:33:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12315 I am reading a book you might find very helpful – mine is full of highlighted pages – Daring Greatly. I hope you will give it a try.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12100 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:10:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12100 Aww, that’s such a cute picture of your dog. And I’m not even a dog person.

]]> By: phyllis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12099 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:10:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12099 Loved your post! As I wake up each morning, my little bichon frise rolls to have his belly in the air, primed for petting. I wake with a smile each morning and go to sleep the same way (when my hubby does not steal him!). Animals are so soothing and the unconditionall love they give is super healing.

]]> By: Paul B. Taubman, II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12098 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:07:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12098 Dogs sooth.. Cats sooth (although they can be a bit on the snobbish side!)
Music does a good job of soothing for me!

Thanks, man!
Paul.
(btw – love the tagline here!)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12096 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:01:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12096 In reply to Kelly @ In the Mom Light Blog.

Whiskey on the gums, yo.

]]> By: Charla https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12092 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:32:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12092 Both my dog and cat are very soothing for me. I’ve really learned to appreciate them the past 4 months while my hubs is deployed. I wish I could take my pup with me everywhere, but at 62 pounds, he takes up a lot more space than your little guy!

]]> By: Crystal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12088 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:28:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12088 In reply to Crystal.

See, this is why Sapphire is not soothing. Because she steals my stuffed animals. That’s why I have so many. Yeah, that’s it.

http://flic.kr/p/dM7bgh

]]> By: Crystal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/soothe-yoself-aka-the-lamest-title-pun-ive-ever-come-up-with-yes-yes-it-is/#comment-12087 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:16:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5039#comment-12087 So, you have one dog? ‘Cause I don’t know if you noticed this or not, but your little buddy has two beds. 😉 I’m just sayin’. 😀

Occasionally I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I have a lot of them. I’m not a stuffed animal weirdo, I don’t do things to them or dress them up and I generally don’t carry them around with me unless it seems appropriate, like I’m at a convention and I happened to find one with chain mail or something… okay, so maybe I am kind of a weird. But at any rate… occasionally I sleep with a stuffed animal until I get to feeling guilty and thinking, “I’m a grown up. I should not be attached to something that brings me comfort in such a way.” But now I don’t think I’m gonna feel that bad about it. ‘Cause, self-soothing. *nodnod*

My cat would be soothing if she weren’t evil. She’s cute. But she’s evil.

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