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Comments on: I Sometimes Publish Crap – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 19 May 2014 23:08:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: PencilShaving https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-60752 Mon, 19 May 2014 23:08:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-60752 Yes the blogger life isn’t all that glamrorous and easy as many think it to be

]]> By: JoAnne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-54021 Wed, 14 May 2014 01:55:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-54021 Great post. I can relate. I write ahead whenever I can so that I have a cushion, especially for those times I can’t get the words on the page to make any damn sense. Even so, if you go back through my blog it’s not all going to be stellar. I don’t hate any of them, though, because I was always honest and always doing the best I could at the time.

I think it’s better to be consistent than perfect, and I know that it’s better for writing to be honest than to be beautiful. If you write enough, eventually you’ll get some that are both.

This post, by the way, is fantastic.

]]> By: Lady Bren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24868 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 04:49:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24868 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Thanks sometimes I just need a swift kick????????

]]> By: Anonymous https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24867 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 04:48:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24867 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Thanks sometimes I just need a swift kick????????

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24839 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:27:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24839 In reply to Lady Bren.

You’re thinking about this WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. Just post! And don’t worry about the comments – they’ll come eventually!

]]> By: Lady Bren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24801 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 18:33:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24801 In reply to Francene Stanley.

That’s the phrase I was trying to think of and just couldn’t remember ~ Thanks Francene

]]> By: Lady Bren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24800 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 18:32:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24800 Most of the time I feel as if I’ve struck out
Last week I “cleaned out” my page ~ there were 25 drafts.
I really wonder if what you’re saying is oh so true and if so DAMN I’ve kinda blown it. I do tend to get very real and honest especially when it comes to our battle with Anorexia but when I go back and read the posts that weren’t “the whole truth” who was I fooling. I still am struggling with the statics side of things. I don’t get many comments which I can’t figure out.
Ok so I’ve ranted. I mainly wanted to say thanks for sharing the crap and giving me pause to think

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24567 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 19:49:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24567 In reply to Lori Estep.

Well – aside from all the grammatical errors…

]]> By: Lori Estep https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-24539 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 16:29:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-24539 In reply to D.J. Paris.

D’oh! Nothing quite as humbling as trying to leave a semi-interesting/witty comment and missing a typo!

*checks obsessively for typo(s) in this comment*

*hovers over submit button while checking again*

Yeah, ok. I’m good.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sometimes-publish-crap-confession/#comment-20041 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 03:11:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6693#comment-20041 In reply to Francene Stanley.

Thanks Francene! I’ll keep writing!

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