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Comments on: Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:09 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-8781 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-8781 Yeah, disturbing number 1… Someone took a picture of you while you slept and they left out the great hair! (I’m sure you get it all the time, but totally Jake Busey)
Number 2, $120 for silence, dude I’ll only charge you half of that to sit on the other end of the phone quietly, you’ll think I hung up I’m so quiet!

(hehe, I said “number 2”)
WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-8782 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-8782 Yeah, disturbing number 1… Someone took a picture of you while you slept and they left out the great hair! (I’m sure you get it all the time, but totally Jake Busey)
Number 2, $120 for silence, dude I’ll only charge you half of that to sit on the other end of the phone quietly, you’ll think I hung up I’m so quiet!

(hehe, I said “number 2”)
WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-8547 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:56:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-8547 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

 @Natalie the Singingfool  Whatever the color is that touches a woman’s soul and melts off their panties. I think that’s mauve.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-8510 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:41:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-8510 Mauve, huh?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7663 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:29:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7663 In reply to modmomelleroy.

@modmomelleroy Yes, they teach that in Psychology school to get you come back. At $140 an hour, it makes sense!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7656 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:12:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7656 In reply to TeaUnsweetened.

 @TeaUnsweetened  Oh, no!  Sorry about the brain damage!  Check out my story (on the best of on the right) about Thanksgiving stuff.  It explains the full deal.  Also, I love that you’ve become a great reader.  I bow to you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7655 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:10:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7655 In reply to MissBalders.

 @MissBalders   Explain!  Do you give insights professionally?  Meaning, are you a bartender?

]]> By: modmomelleroy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7521 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 04:21:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7521 @tfpHumorBlog I miss those funny therapy days.seems we’d just get saturated & before we knew it.came the time we’d have to say time’s up.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7520 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:42:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7520 In reply to mycrazyl.

@mycrazyl Ha – I don’t remember anything I write. I think that was the time my therapist and I danced the jitterbug while I recounted abuse.

]]> By: mycrazyl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-funny-happened-to-me-today-in-therapy/#comment-7519 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:00:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1968#comment-7519 @tfpHumorBlog what happened

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