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Comments on: Something Bit My Leg! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:33:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5755 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:33:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5755 There are some ppl who are  immune  to ‘skeeter bites.  Usually it’s because they have a low level of histamine.  You may have been bitten, but just not had a reaction if you are one of those ppl.  It would also explain why you don’t get rashes.  I would KILL for that problem since I am HIGHLY reactive to ‘skeeter bites.  Like Katjaneway said though, I noticed Chicago doesn’t really have a whole lot of the lil blood suckers.  Normally they live in wet areas and even though you have the river running through the city and the lake at the edge, there’s not a lot of yards to fester in.  Consider yourself very lucky.  I moved to the National Forest section of FL the year there is the highest outbreak when they announced it is the first year the cities won’t spray for ‘skeeters.  I’m hot, itchy mess this year.  But I look all crazy sexy glisening with hydrocortizne ointment!  😉
 
http://insects.about.com/od/insectpests/f/mosquitoitch.htm

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5687 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:00:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5687 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  I’d never had them either until one day my immune system said “meh, I’m bored” and I broke out for no reason. It lasted a week (taking 6 benedryl to have any effect and finding out I’m allergic to  Allegra) until I got  prescribed  some steroids. They haven’t come back since. That week was MISERABLE!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5680 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:25:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5680 In reply to Katrina.

Move to a former British penal colony?  No thank you, sir!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5679 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:25:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5679 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Never had hives or a rash.  Thank the Gods.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5678 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:24:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5678 In reply to MissMolly.

 @MissMolly  God punishing you for sins.  Clearly.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5676 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:09:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5676 In reply to apodd2012.

 @apodd2012  Well at least you weren’t the girl who had lice in gradeschool.  She never recovered socially.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5675 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:09:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5675 In reply to LuftigWarren.

 @LuftigWarren  Never!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5674 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:08:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5674 In reply to Corporate Wife.

 @Corporate Wife  My objective!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5653 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:18:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5653 In reply to Tiff Stauffer.

@Tiff Stauffer Wow, that’s a shock. I NEVER find anybody in my area. I used to hang out in chatrooms and I’ve talked to people all over the world. I found ONE person that lived in Seattle. It was like “dang”.

]]> By: apodd2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/something-bit-my-leg/#comment-5652 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:38:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2510#comment-5652 Once when I was a kid I was sent home from school because I had so many bug bites they thought I had chicken pox, or something worse. Nope I just lived in houston and bugs love me…a lot.

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