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Comments on: Someone Is Out To Get Me!!! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-8761 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-8761 I would pay to see you wearing a bonnet. Just sayin’…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6605 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:07:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6605 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Agreed!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6604 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:07:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6604 In reply to mickdavidson.

 @mickdavidson  Yes, you are right. “Blow” is apt.  Thanks for reading!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6603 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:06:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6603 In reply to storksimply.

 @storksimply  Are your a bunch of scary Mexicans?  Mine are a bunch of scary Mexicans.

]]> By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6304 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 23:49:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6304 uh…i think the same folks who are out to get me…might be after you too…? be  forewarned.

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6022 Thu, 17 May 2012 05:00:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6022 I would pay to see you wearing a bonnet. Just sayin’…

]]> By: mickdavidson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6015 Wed, 16 May 2012 05:36:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6015 Dear Mr Paris,
As a fellow cyclist (in the Netherlands) I like and enjoy your story. However, you say:
“The ride is about ten miles, and when it’s windy it sucks.”
But shouldn’t that be blows? Either way, it sounds like you get a lot of pleasure out of it.
And yes, white is slimming.
Cheers.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/someone-is-out-to-get-me/#comment-6014 Wed, 16 May 2012 03:21:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2769#comment-6014 Wow, you poor man. Get better – the announcements can wait 😛

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