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Comments on: Some Guy Called Me A Dick! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:26:27 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Keevin80021 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/#comment-4937 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:26:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2112#comment-4937 Hey, I just began reading some of your post. Really funny! Definiatly just subscribed, and I am now following you on Twitter.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/#comment-4904 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:30:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2112#comment-4904 In reply to _azzy23.

Not afraid to shame a woman AND her unborn baby.  I respect this.

]]> By: _azzy23 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/#comment-4900 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:57:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2112#comment-4900 I was in the car with a friend and her mom once, years ago. In a grocery store parking lot, this hugely pregnant woman just blithely steps in front of our car, forcing my friend’s mom to slam on the brakes. She leaned out the window and yelled “Hey lady! You wanna get knocked DOWN too?!”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/#comment-4899 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:40:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2112#comment-4899 In reply to cinemasugar.

 @cinemasugar  This story is better than mine.  And in like 300 fewer words.  I am in awe, young/old man/woman!

]]> By: cinemasugar https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/some-guy-called-me-a-dick/#comment-4898 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:38:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2112#comment-4898 I accidentally flipped off a nun who cut me off in traffic once.   I pulled up alongside and gestured and looked over simultaneously, only to see a nun in full habit.   “Nuns can’t drive cars,” went through my mind kind of super slo mo.   Apparently, they can.   I thought they had to like give away all their earthly possessions.   She also hadn’t given away her beaded seat cover.

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