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Comments on: Snoring Vs. Adult Films https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 23 Aug 2014 17:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Latasha https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-97916 Sat, 23 Aug 2014 17:54:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-97916 Times are chinnagg for the better if I can get this online!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19316 Wed, 18 Dec 2013 23:42:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19316 In reply to Doris.

Normally I don’t allow people to post links to their stuff, but hey, it’s the holiday season! Thanks for reading and I’ll check out your website and report!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19315 Wed, 18 Dec 2013 23:41:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19315 In reply to Vorpaljohn.

The red wedding was an awesome moment, agreed. Thanks for putting me in your favorites. Now, back to GoT!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19314 Wed, 18 Dec 2013 23:41:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19314 In reply to barbie.

I actually don’t think I’m smart enough, just fyi. Not next to a physicist or a surgeon. Those mofos are smart enough.

]]> By: Doris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19283 Mon, 16 Dec 2013 19:14:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19283 I like the way you write. Love this story. Glad I connected with you through Twitter. The great thing about our insecurities is that they often drive us to grow. And I talk from my own experiences in the Universal School of Hard Knocks.
If you want to know why you have insecurities and how to free yourself of them, I have a free report on my website under ‘Free Stuff”.
I hope you won’t mind me mentioning this here but I also have a book in the Kindle store called ‘The dummies guide to knowing who you really are’ specially created to explain it all in a very simple way. http://amzn.to/19tVueh
I look forward to reading your posts.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19257 Sat, 14 Dec 2013 17:33:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19257 In reply to Tracie.

Actually Tracie, I once killed a drifter just for a goof. I sleep great!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19256 Sat, 14 Dec 2013 17:32:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19256 In reply to Sandra Creason.

Hi Sandra,

Thanks for reading and my advice to you mother is to start withholding sex as punishment. Make sure to tell her that this was my idea so that I get all the credit.

Seriously, I appreciate the comment!

]]> By: Sandra Creason https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19255 Sat, 14 Dec 2013 16:37:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19255 I once witnessed an argument between my parents (if you could call it an argument) where my mom was complaining to my dad that she was cranky and barking at everything because she hadn’t had any sleep the night before. She told him that his snoring was unbearable, and he told her that the next time he was snoring that badly, she should wake him up, tell him he was snoring, and he would roll over.

The next day, my mom was an even bigger bear, visibly upset with my dad. Apparently, the night before she had done just what my dad had told her to do and woke him when he started sawing logs in her ear. His response? “You woke me up for THAT?” Then he proceeded to fall back asleep, in the same position, snoring loudly in her ear.

It happens.

Regarding Car Wash Babes IV, it’s hilarious and awesome that your friend wasn’t and isn’t upset about it. If he can forgive you for being a man, so should you!

Great read! 🙂

]]> By: Tracie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19244 Fri, 13 Dec 2013 23:23:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19244 All I can do is laugh at this! The fact that it bothered you is awesome. It’s called a conscience so ya got one, not many men do so good for you!

]]> By: Vorpaljohn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/snoring-vs-adult-films/#comment-19232 Fri, 13 Dec 2013 01:32:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6449#comment-19232 First admission I snore (my wife keeps threatening to video me)
Second admission I attempted to video my wife for her reaction to the “red Wedding in game of thrones” and she got hella mad at me.
third I am glad I checked out your blog. you are now in my favorites

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