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Comments on: She Liked My Whole “Look” (But I Never Showed Her My Bluetooth) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Dec 2012 22:25:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: shannonfornari https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10566 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 22:25:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10566 I remember the first time I saw someone talking on a Bluetooth thingy.  It was outside of the mall and I thought she was a crazy homeless person.  I almost offered to buy her something from the Food Court.  Luckily I saw the thingy in her ear and didn’t, because that would have been really awkward.  
I have given up on on the “they won’t like me if they saw/knew/heard X” train of thought.  I just let my freak flag fly.  And, while I’m no socialite, the friends I do have are like family to me.  Although, there may be a few fatsos with bad haircuts….

]]> By: Mom of A and a https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10565 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:45:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10565 It’s the people who talk loudly into their  Bluetooth  that irritate me. You wouldn’t get a second glance from me….I mean this in a complimentary way, of course!! :p

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10557 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:30:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10557 The evaluation of the guy taking a dump cracked me up. It totally looks like that. I think why I like your blog so much is that you’re not ashamed of who you are. You don’t hide. I’m wanting to write a post about shame. It’s half-written, but I still think its crap, so it’s just sitting there. I think one of my goals with my blog is to make others feel normal, or less ashamed of who they are, by making fun of myself. Shame sucks.

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10556 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:25:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10556 In reply to AngusMcMahan1.

AngusMcMahan1 I didn’t even notice it. Don’t come to my blog. It’s a mess.

]]> By: Julie DeNeen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10543 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:04:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10543 Interesting. I didn’t realize the bluetooth in the ear was lame?! Where have I been?

]]> By: ladyjess78 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10542 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:54:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10542 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  AngusMcMahan1  It’s nearly impossible to perfectly proof your own work. Your brain knows what you meant and corrects it for you.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10541 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:44:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10541 She was flirting man, accept it!  
I know I often feel self-conscious when I’m at the store by myself but I too am rarely giving much thought to what the people around me look like. Sounds and smells, that’s another story, but I think whether we like it or not, try as we may, almost every day is judgement day, to some degree.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10540 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:34:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10540 In reply to AngusMcMahan1.

AngusMcMahan1  Fixed! After 220k words in a year, even after the third read (I really do this) I miss stuff. I’m just the creative – a horrible editor. In fact, the book I’m putting together now is going to be solely edited by readers, since I am not to be trusted. Ha. Thanks for pointing that out.

]]> By: AngusMcMahan1 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/she-liked-my-whole-look-but-i-never-showed-her-my-bluetooth/#comment-10539 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 07:19:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4636#comment-10539 “I don’t thing ugly thoughts” – D.J., buddy, if you can’t be compelled to read your posts a second time, why should we be compelled to read them a first time?

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