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Comments on: Ready To Throw Up? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:54:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-6759 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:54:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-6759 In reply to jlweinberg.

 @jlweinberg  I am so tempted to make a joke about you being a Weinberg and the nose thing, but I am better than that.  I think I’m better than that.  I hope I’m better than that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-6758 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:52:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-6758 In reply to HeyMikey.

 @HeyMikey  Hop to it!

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5978 Sat, 12 May 2012 13:21:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5978 This needs Three Stooges-style snoring sound effects, Auto-Tune and sampling.
 

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5977 Sat, 12 May 2012 13:20:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5977 This needs to Three Stooges-style snoring sound effects, Auto-Tune and sampling.

]]> By: jlweinberg https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5451 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:58:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5451 I have two words for you: Sleep Apnea. You sound exactly what my husband did, and after 10 years of me kicking him repeatedly throughout the night he finally got a sleep apnea breathing mask. Yes, he looks like a Storm Trooper in bed, but he doesn’t snore, and it’s kinda sexy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5435 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:35:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5435 In reply to Stilts.

Stilts, I hope you’re a dude, because a woman should never earn the nickname Stilts.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5434 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:34:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5434 In reply to v.

For once I agree with you – and nice reference to a story I completely forgot I had written.  Some call you blog-stalkers.  I call you my fans.  🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5433 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:34:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5433 In reply to MissBatman24.

 @MissBatman24  Snoring =  likability?  Remind me not to hang with you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5432 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:33:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5432 In reply to 2dayswoman.

She would be if she wasn’t on 30mg of Valium each night, zonked to the nines.  Okay, that’s not true.  Yes, she suffers.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ready-to-throw-up/#comment-5431 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 03:32:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2380#comment-5431 In reply to Yana.

It’s a great phrase that needs to come back.  Also, “lovemaking.”  How is your and Marie’s, lovemaking, Phil?  Our lovemaking is fine, Herb, thanks for asking!

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