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Comments on: Prozac in the Ears (and on my fingertips) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 02 Mar 2015 19:05:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Margo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-133728 Mon, 02 Mar 2015 19:05:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-133728 Hi there,

This is a LONG shot but I am trying to figure out how to give my vat her prozac and she is as smart & stubborn as the kitty you are describing here. My Vet just today recommended the ear drops. Did that work for you? Sorry if this feels like I am coming from a bizarre time machine. This ordeal has made me reach out everywhere! Thank you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-8768 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-8768 ”  sweet as a boysenberry”??? Really???
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-8543 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:56:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-8543  @angieuncovered  I have decided – after four months of contemplation. I, D.J. Paris, will rub Prozac into your ears. Congrats.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-8545 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:56:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-8545 In reply to Sunshine.

 @angieuncovered  You can learn to inject it inbetween your toes.
 
Oh – no, wait. That’s heroin.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-8546 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:56:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-8546  @HeyMikey  Okay, you’ve convinced me. I’m going to off her and NOT make it look like an accident.

]]> By: Sunshine https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-8514 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:51:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-8514  @angieuncovered  I couldn’t agree more with you, angieuncovered! I started writing a blog happyhourwithsunshine.com to avoid having to take prozac.  Not because I disagree with prozac.  But because I HATE taking pills!  I was NEVER offered a transdermal goo option.  If I had, I would have been all over it! Or shall I say, it would’ve been all over me!  

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-5777 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:05:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-5777 ”  sweet as a boysenberry”??? Really???
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
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theworldforrealz@gmail.com
 

]]> By: angieuncovered https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-5721 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:50:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-5721 I don’t even pee on anything and I think it would kick ass to have someone stop by and rub Prozac on my ears. Is this seriously what a girl has to do to get a little affection and freedom from depression? Hell, I’d be willing to just start with the ear massage and see if that helps.  

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-5718 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:33:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-5718 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  That doesn’t work in my house.  When the boys sit and pee it splashes back and comes out between the bowl and seat.  I think that’s that those rugs that fit around the toilet were made for though.  Whoever created those was a genius.  Pee dribble by the toilet?  Just throw this rug in the washer and no problem!

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prozac-in-the-ears-and-on-my-fingertips/#comment-5717 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:37:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2543#comment-5717 Time to fire up the woodchipper and bid Pantaloons farewell as she tumbles through the air propelled by a 12-Wide. She’ll be in good company in Hell with all things feline and flies.  

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