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Comments on: Promote Your Blog On My Blog Right Now – Take VI https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:05:01 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: The PIT TV https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-17207 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:05:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-17207 How about a complete array of embarrassment?!

Dad’s Show off their stand-up skills, or lack there of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj6R9hPh1MU

]]> By: Anna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16531 Mon, 27 May 2013 20:14:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16531 Back in the early 90s when MC Hammer was all the rage, I made my mum buy me a pair of extra large, extra baggy ‘Hammer Pants’ (because, you know, extra baggy = extra cool) After wearing them a total of of zero times, my dad took it upon himself to add it to his wardrobe. Waste not want not and all that.

He would wear them just about every time he picked me up from school, resulting in the other kids yelling out ‘STOP! Hammer Time!’ to me in the hallways at school. I bought it on myself I suppose.

Anyway, I have a food blog: http://www.easymodernasian.com. Check it out, try the recipes, follow @EasyModernAsian on twitter.

That is all.

]]> By: Muhammad Sharif https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16097 Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16097 Funny and fantastic

]]> By: Jessica Murray https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16066 Mon, 20 May 2013 16:08:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16066 My dad is embarrassing, because when he gets all doped up on his meds for his back he tends to ramble and ask the same question at least three times while eating a bowl of cereal at midnight. Then he suddenly spills the teensiest drop of milk on the hardwood floor. He proceeds to get a bottle of Tuff Stuff, a scrubbing brush, and a rag where he sprays, scrubs, and wipes that drop meticulously. And just when you think he couldn’t possibly be anymore insane, he claims to have no recollection of this the following morning. And as you’re telling him the story you realize he’s looking at you the exact same way you were looking at him while this event took place. For fuck sake, DAD, get it together!

I publicly talk to myself here http://mrsjmur.com among other places.
I share too many pictures of things no one would give a crap about. I also probably talk about things that would annoy you and make your mother tell you to run. Come get nosy in my life 🙂

]]> By: Jess https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16051 Mon, 20 May 2013 11:33:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16051 I know I’m late to the game here but I fucking win. Here goes…

My father is embarrassing because at 71 years old, still married to my mother, he moved out and has moved into his new home a never ending parade of 20-something Dominican and Puerto Rican women because “they like old men”. Some of them have become violent when he won’t buy them cars, jewelry, fur, apartments. One destroyed the interior of his car WITH HER BARE HANDS.

He thinks this is fun. He thinks this is how “young people date”. He thinks this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to him and he flaunts these little girls in front of my poor mother. But wait, there’s more…

My father is totally into the sexy time and all he wants to talk about with us, his adult kids, is about how great it is to go down on a woman and how these young girls love giving blow jobs. He tries to talk to my roommate about anal sex so he can learn how to do it to one of his women (I use the term women loosely, one was on 19 years old).

I hardly speak to my father anymore because I can’t have these conversations with him. I need my Daddy, not a perverted old man. I’ve recently been diagnosed as bi-polar, I’m going through the most difficult time in my life and my father only wants to talk about how big Viagra can make his dick.

My blog is http://compulsiveincompetence.blogspot.com/ and is it any wonder I have a mood disorder as my doctor likes to put it.

]]> By: Caron https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16031 Mon, 20 May 2013 01:04:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16031 My father’s dead. My blog is “InBroadTerms .com”

]]> By: Eleanorjane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16021 Sun, 19 May 2013 21:18:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16021 My father is embarrassing ‘cos he’s such a douche I just go quiet when people start talking about their families. I can win any ‘complain about the parents’ session hands down.

Happily my blog is much cheerier… Travel, style and things that make you go hmm…

]]> By: Dana Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16002 Sun, 19 May 2013 13:26:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16002 DJ… No more embarrassing stories of Dad, it is 2 years later and I am just recovering from the dad penis story… Love Danau

]]> By: Dana Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-16001 Sun, 19 May 2013 13:21:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-16001 DJ… No more embarrassing stories of Dad, it is 2 years later and I am just recovering from the dad penis story… Love Dana

]]> By: Hans Schoff https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-vi/#comment-15977 Sat, 18 May 2013 22:54:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5712#comment-15977 My dad is embarrassing because he likes to drink a lot when we all get together and have kumbaya moments.

Granted, not as embarrassing as some of the other comments, but I do share lots of embarrassing moments and stories in videos I share on my blog at http://blogposts.HansSchoff.com

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