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Comments on: Promote Your Blog On My Blog Right NOW – Take II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 24 Dec 2013 14:26:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kate https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-19383 Tue, 24 Dec 2013 14:26:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-19383 Embarrassing story? I’m getting older so I have lots of fun fart stories, but I’ll leave you with this. One morning, I hurriedly pulled on my jeans that were lying in a rumpled mess on the floor. Later in the day, while walking across a crowded room with all eyes on me, my dirty underwear from the previous day worked their way down the leg and out the hem of my jeans onto the floor. Pick them up? Of course I did!

]]> By: Tracey G https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-19380 Tue, 24 Dec 2013 11:59:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-19380 http://www.gimmetrivia.com

It’s not easy to pick one embarrassing moment among so, so many but I’ve recalled a Christmas one which is timely.
One Christmas I was visiting my Aunt’s family. There was a beautiful spread for breakfast on Christmas Day, I was meeting my cousin’s 4 year old daughter for the first time, and my Aunt’s lovely 90 year old mother-in-law. All was going well until someone (probably my very funny cousin) told a joke just as I took a swig of coffee. I started choking, and it all came back up, over my clothing, over my plate, flooding my breakfast, and – best of all – out of my nose. You just can’t rescue a moment like that.

]]> By: Terry https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-12811 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:53:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-12811 So, I was the Queen of Sick for two months. This is why I deserved a title, and possibly a tasteful crown… Although I would not say no to a completely gaudy tiara. (Let it not be said that I am too picky!) I get a call from my Mom – who informs me she is still the boss of me. (Who knew? My kids were right!) She insists I go to her clinic (oh yeah – the boss-of-me gets ownership). “You need a Whooping cough test.” “No, I don’t.” (Like that EVER works! But I’m desperate, and childish, and I have NO shame). “Yes, you do. I told the doctor. He agrees, so come down right now.” “No I don’t.(Yeah, cause I just received my imaginary doctorate.) I already had every possible test – and x-rays!”Personally I think once you’ve been irradiated, you should be fabulous… After all, you had to wear the “outfit”. “See you in five minutes.” And like THAT – she wins!!! I want that superpower… And a cape. And maybe some sparkles. So I do as I’m told, because if she’s the boss, maybe she can still spank. You never know – it wasn’t illegal back then. I go in, the gloating was minimal – but don’t think I didn’t see that glimmer in her eye. I’m told to lay down… Damn, he’s got some kinda tube and I’m CLUELESS. “Are you ready?” “That all depends on what you’re going to do to me.” “I’m going to swab your nasal passage (EWWW), and I have to go all the way to your nasal cavity (WTF?!?!). So it’s not going to be pleasant.” Please note: when a doctor says this – RUN like your ass is on FIRE. Y’all – I had my brain roto-routered. Yuck and WTF!!! Tears are running down my face, I’m lying down and thinking “don’t friggin’ cough or you’ll DIE!!! Death by giant Q-tip, how’s that going to look in the paper?” He’s done, yells out the door (because privacy is no biggie in a small town) “She lived, but just barely!” Holy shit.

]]> By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-12807 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:28:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-12807 Okay, well I’m so nervy as to slap two of my “funnier” posts up here. The first was admired by Amy Kennedy, one of our ROW80 sponsors; it blew her away. The second one is about my hatred for Mozart so bewarned. My most embarrassing thing?” Hard to tell, there is huge cavalcade of dumbness flittitn through my brain. My meds are “on” and I am frustrated as ALL FUCK just trying to type 3 little senteces Mercially, All I got is following myself on the coments of my blog. Gah, I hate thenthis happens.

http://www.homelesschroniclesintampa.blogspot.com/2013/01/row80-1st-qtr-post-7-sunday-check-in.html

http://www.homelesschroniclesintampa.blogspot.com/2013/02/row80-1st-qtr-post-11-not-check-in-more.html

]]> By: hippievillage https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8662 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 02:02:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8662 http://hippie-village.blogspot.com/Well here it goes…something embarassing about me just happened. As I sat here tapping away on my computer a bug fell on my leg and promptly scurried up my pants. It did kinda look like an ant so I guess you could say I had “ants in my pants”. I starting jumping around yelling, “I have a bug in my pants and quickly dropped my drawers in front of our picture window. Since I was in such a hurry I didn’t quite keep my panties up while performing the bugectomy so embarassing, I’d say so, and not so picturesque for the picture window.  Anyways visit my blog http://hippie-village.blogspot.com/

]]> By: gluttonessJen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8563 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:56:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8563 Hey! I’m Jen.. Embarrassing stories? How much time ya got? Let’s see, I returned to college at the age of 34, and on my first day I was incredibly nervous. Like a nerd, I arrived like an hour early for my first class, and was forced to wait in the hall (outside of what I *hoped* was the right classroom) with a group of youngsters for the Prof to show up. While waiting, I decided to go the bathroom, as I have “nervous bowels”.   I headed to the empty ladies room and properly laid out a TP barrier on the seat just like mama taught me, and sat down to do my business. My worst fears were realized when the bathroom filled with voices. F**k. Of course, someone just had to make a comment about the aroma in the john. I cringed, waited for them to leave, and finished up. When I returned to the hallway to continue my wait, I tried to look natural… There was a pretty good chance no one would know that I was the one who made the big stink in the shitter, right? Then suddenly, there was a tap on my shoulder. I turned around with a big smile on my face, hoping that I was about to make my first college friend. Behind me, a young girl who couldn’t have been no more than 20 stood, stifling a giggle. “Um, I just thought you should know that you have tissue paper coming out of the back of your pants.” And then, she returned to her circle of plastics, and fits of laughter erupted as I made a dash for the bathroom. True to her statement, there was a stream of TP trailing from the top of my jeans to the back of my knee. Clearly, my TP barrier had inadvertently been trapped in my jeans upon my rise from the throne. The worst part was making the trip back down the hall where the rest of the class was already seated, and of course, everyone turned to watch me walk in and search for a seat. Horrific. My nickname was “Charmin” for the rest of the semester.  Also, it took me three tries to correctly spell “embarrassing” when I started this post.  You can find my blog at http://www.gluttonessgourmet.blogspot.com

]]> By: Shah Wharton https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8435 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:41:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8435 Hello, wow… there are some seriously embarressing situations reported here. Makes me feel ever so slightly less embarressed about mine.I once lived in a tiny bedsit and one cold and rainy Sunday afternoon, I found myself messing about in my bedroom – Like you do. When I was desturbed by the doorbell, I reached for my robe, then answered the door. My landlord stood there, soaking wet with rain. He proceeded to tell me about his day, his plans for the properties he owned and various other irrelevancies. As he seemed to be going nowhere fast, I did what any self-respecting Brit does and offered him tea. While I busied myself in the kitchen he popped to the loo. When he returned, his cheeks were pink and eyes shone a little too brightly. When he’d gone, quite soon after that, I popped to use the loo… and there, sitting proudly on my bed, highlighted by the rosey illumination of the bedside lamp, was my Rampant Rabbit!Cringe!You can find my ramblings, mostly about books and writing and whatever else takes my fancy, at Shah Wharton’s WordsinSync – http://shahwharton.com/XX

]]> By: Zeze https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8429 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 02:31:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8429 I got food poisoning at the movie theater–the kind where I’m exploding out both ends. At one point I didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. I had to sit outside the theater for 20 minutes with full pants waiting for my brother to pick me up. So disgusting!I blog at princess-of-whimsy.tumblr.com which is a caboodle of my fantasies and my realities. A cluster of my dreams and
my fears. A hodgepodge of things that make me laugh, capture my heart,
and/or work my mind. An assortment of things that tickle my fancy.
Basically, my mind and my heart on display.  

]]> By: Urban Girls Almanac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8426 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:06:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8426 It should be that my Facebook page has only 19 likes and 15 of them are my friends. And only 15 of my friends accepted the invite to like my page. Kind regards, mmUrban Girl’s Almanachttp://UrbanAlmanac.blogspot.com

]]> By: Brittany https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/promote-your-blog-on-my-blog-right-now-take-ii/#comment-8416 Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:21:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3352#comment-8416 Let’s see. I once drank a quarter of an ozarka bottle full of my own pee. I realize you are probably thinking WTF? You are nasty! How did you do that and who keeps a bottle full of pee laying around? In my defense, I was extremely thirsty and was chugging the “water”, so quite a lot had gone down the hatch as soon as I realized it wasn’t water. I blog at http://dumbstuffdrawn.blogspot.com where I share my embarrassing stories and other funny life failures.  

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