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Comments on: Prepping For The NonCon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 29 Jan 2017 13:55:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: pamelahowell https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-397682 Sun, 29 Jan 2017 13:55:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-397682 Both your humor and your honesty about your pain have drawn me in. I have similar issues about fear and, sadly, similar not listening tactics even though I I listen very well. Kudos for being honest and the courage to share it!!!

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10402 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:52:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10402 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog it’s funny how we both have to follow our compliments up with an “I’m serious,” or an “I’m not lying.” LOL!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10382 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:47:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10382 In reply to Terese Lavallee.

Terese Lavallee  You had no excuse to miss the NonCon! Oh well, I still am glad you read my crap. Next year you must come to BlogHer Chicago. No excuse!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10379 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10379 In reply to TRfromRL.

TRfromRL  Would you finally put a photo in your LiveFyre icon? I’m tired at not looking at you! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10380 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10380 In reply to dp_ginadee226.

dp_ginadee226  Thanks for reading.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10381 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10381 In reply to Throat_Punch.

Throat_Punch  Thanks Jenners! I put in a thing to speak at BlogHer in Chicago so we’ll see if they greenlight it. I’m still blown away by how crazy popular you’ve become. Not that you shouldn’t be – it’s just great to see someone nail it. Glad we’re buds.
Still laughing at you for that time you were going to password protect your RSS feed. Hilarious.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10377 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10377 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  You are a such a great reader of mine and I really appreciate you taking the time to comment so often. I’m serious. Thank you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10378 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10378 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  The audience is what you really can’t control. Just put your head down and write. If it entertains you, that’s what is important. I only write to make myself feel good. Many times I’m not sure if others like it or not. I hope they do, but I seek to mostly entertain myself.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10376 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:42:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10376 In reply to ModMomBeyondIndieDom.

ModMomBeyondIndieDom  Wow, thanks Linda! I just submitted a presentation for BlogHer with a few other guys, so we’ll see if they bite. It is a really fun idea we came up with.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/prepping-for-the-noncon/#comment-10375 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4033#comment-10375 In reply to thejoshuawilner.

Joshua Wilner/A Writer Writes  You know, I was going to, but decided against it. I’ll probably write a post on what I spoke about, or, simply do a video about it. Thanks for asking!

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