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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:53:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8988 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:53:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8988 Smartass memes aside, I’m totes in for this week’s challenge. (But if next week’s challenge is to not say “totes” anymore then FORGET IT.)For my others adventure, I’m taking the boyfriend on an honest-to-goodness date. There’s a pretentious wine bar that just opened that I know he’d hate, maybe we’ll go there.For my solo adventure, I’m going hiking. There’s a waterfall not two miles from the trailhead by my apartment, and dadgummit I’m going to go to there. I’m bringing Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and putting on my James Taylor playlist and hitting the hills. HARD.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8987 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:28:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8987 http://qkme.me/3qv15n

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8975 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 23:11:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8975 My goal for this week is to reconnect with a friend that I have not talked to in ages. I’d kill a drifter, but I am not sure where to find one. The impressive cat balls does draw one in. Good luck with your goal!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8973 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:31:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8973 Hi!   I’m a new reader!   I’m here via Mod Mom’s blog.   I clicked on a link, spotted an impressive set of cat balls, and now I believe I’m hooked!So…hmm…Let’s Get Fixed.   Well, the first part is easy.   My 13-yo daughter turns 14 on Friday, but since she’s in the marching band and has an away game Friday night, we’ll be celebrating on Saturday.   We’re going out to dinner, as a family, at the restaurant of her choosing.    Now, as for planning to do something for me…?   While I’m intrigued by your suggestion to ‘kill a drifter’, I must ask: Does it have to be a drifter?   It’s just that we don’t get many drifters in my neck of the woods.    I would say that I have plans to discuss pulling off some technically-illegal shenanigans, but when the authorities hear “plans”, they usually thing “premeditation”, and that’s never a good thing.   So I won’t say that I have plans.    But I sorta do.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8972 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:31:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8972 Hi!   I’m a new reader!   I’m here via <a href=”http://modmombeyondindiedom.blogspot.com/’>Mod Mom</a>’s blog.   I clicked on a link, spotted an impressive set of cat balls, and now I believe I’m hooked!So…hmm…Let’s Get Fixed.   Well, the first part is easy.   My 13-yo daughter turns 14 on Friday, but since she’s in the marching band and has an away game Friday night, we’ll be celebrating on Saturday.   We’re going out to dinner, as a family, at the restaurant of her choosing.    Now, as for planning to do something for me…?   While I’m intrigued by your suggestion to ‘kill a drifter’, I must ask: Does it have to be a drifter?   It’s just that we don’t get many drifters in my neck of the woods.    I <i>would</i> say that I have plans to discuss pulling off some technically-illegal shenanigans, but when the authorities hear “plans”, they usually thing “premeditation”, and that’s never a good thing.   So I <i>won’t</i> say that I have plans.    But I sorta do.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8971 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:01:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8971 My kids are very active so that’s an easy one – their weekends are chock full of stuff for us to do.For myself, I just saw a Meetup group that will meet this Sunday for coffee and I saw a friend whom I didn’t know was in this group has RSVP’d to atten the activity. So, I will pln to meet him there to catch up and stop being a hermit at home…

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8966 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 05:56:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8966 I already have plans for next weekend. It’s Verona Beach with the nephew and about 5 of his other 3yr old-6yr old friends. Not sure I am thankful for that.   I can say that my “goal” for this week is to check the freelance artist sites every day for new projects and submit bids for at least the  equivalent of no less than 1 a day.    Good luck with yours!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/planning-next-weekend-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8964 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 05:21:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3725#comment-8964 Forgive me…I LOL’d for a second because all I saw when I first looked at this post was how you vowed to get on your knees this week.   Not funny, I know…in the gutter.  My goal for this week is to do something fun within my means (or a hot guy’s means) so I won’t sit at home crying about the guy who just told me the timing isn’t right.   It really isn’t but I’m still sad:(   Good luck with your goal

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