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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:01:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10623 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:01:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10623 I’ve just started reading your blog in the last few weeks.  For some reason you showed up on Twitter as a follower. I have 8 followers now!  WOOHOO!  Have no idea who they are. !???
Really enjoy how easy you are to read and how you talk about every day happenings that remind me of what goes on around here.  Looking forward to reading more and really would like a Christmas card, too!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10464 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:28:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10464 Sorry DJ – I’m one of the reasons you’re down 30%!! I’m, going through some hefty shit right now, have horrible internet, and just haven’t felt like reading your blog and/or commenting. Not your fault. I’m just dealing with stuff. Sorwy 🙁

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10461 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 03:48:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10461 I fully expect another Christmas card from you this year.  If I don’t get it, I may break into your house and pee on your floor along with the cat.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10460 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:33:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10460 Okay,
A) Your blog is my #1 favorite, so while you may not be at the center of my life, you’re #1 in my blogging life (outside of my blog).  And when talking about your blog my husband and I endearingly refer to you as “the guy that pooped his pants”.
B) I’m encouraged by what you wrote here b/c 1) I suck at commas too, and 2) you think your writing improved over time – so that means that mine can only get better!
C) What’s a reader party? I’m in Chicagoland.
D) I’m writing this down for future reference (like tomorrow): “What I normally do is scrub my current feelings and see if I can find something to relate outwards.” Because I don’t know how you do it: make the mundane totally entertaining, so I’m taking from you whatever advice I can get.  Again, not sucking up, even though it sounds like I am, just being honest.  Maybe too honest. And maybe pathetic.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10459 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 00:13:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10459 @RachelintheOC @tfpHumorBlog Enjoyed reading it, and CONGRATULATIONS on writing every day for (going on) a year?!! That’s impressive!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10456 Sun, 02 Dec 2012 00:58:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10456 Congratulations on sticking to your goal of writing every day.  It’s an accomplishment to be proud of.  I haven’t posted on my blog in ages.  I love the idea of blogging but have such a hard time getting it “out”.  Maybe I’d find it easier if I made a commitment like yours.  I always have worked better under pressure……

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/one-month-to-go-dont-screw-it-up/#comment-10455 Sun, 02 Dec 2012 00:38:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4552#comment-10455 “Hopefully, next year will be more about fear and anger. Those are way more fun to write about.” Haha…awesome. Dream big! Looking forward to following your blog.

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