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Comments on: My Old App Developer Sucks Little Monkey Balls https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 13 Jan 2014 01:31:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19748 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 01:31:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19748 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Yay! Thank you!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19725 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:07:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19725 In reply to Traci Baker.

Hi Traci!

Yes, step up your game! But don’t become a better writer than me, because then I will have to destroy you. DESTROY!!!! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19724 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:06:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19724 In reply to Karin Copperwood.

He never did find it, sadly. Oh well… The app is nearly done and we’re just testing it now. Should be live in Apple and Google stores in the next week or two. I’m excited!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19723 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:05:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19723 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

My mother already thinks I’m the most handsome boy in school. She’s right, of course!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19722 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:04:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19722 In reply to Kate Hall.

I’m very social, true! I do exaggerate a little (but not much) here on the blog. I try not to, but a persona does come across, perhaps unfairly. I’m going to set my system up to auto-tweet all your blogs. In fact, I just did! You won’t get notified, but you can check my stream. Yep, I rule!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19721 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 22:58:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19721 In reply to Lori Estep.

Hi Lori,

Thanks for the wishes to hurt the feelings of my old dev. He sucks! And, please go ahead and plan that trip to China. Hurry up!

]]> By: Traci Baker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19632 Wed, 08 Jan 2014 07:14:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19632 It is nice to see someone else with a sense of humor like mine. 🙂 I enjoyed your post very much. I as well need to step up my game when it comes to my blog, as well as the 3 Facebook pages that I run.

]]> By: Karin Copperwood https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19630 Wed, 08 Jan 2014 06:21:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19630 Funny, sitting in staff meetings I have the intense desire to drive pencils through certain people’s necks. Now each time I think of that I will think of your former ap developer and wish evil upon his house. Too funny. I sure hope he finds your file (could he just be holding out since he is your “former” ap developer?) You would think he would be smart enough to back that kind of thing up. What a moron.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19629 Wed, 08 Jan 2014 05:54:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19629 In reply to Carmen.

100% agree – he’s constantly trying to help me make more money and manage my team better, he invests in my continuing education, etc. I’m pretty damned lucky.

Yes, I’ve started to receive opportunities (even though this is just my creative outlet) because of this writing. I may even be announcing something in the next few weeks… 🙂

But, regardless of whatever happens with this blog, to get better I just have to write more. So, I’m trying. I know you’re not supposed to say the word “try” but that’s bullshit. Try all day long. Eventually you get better.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/old-app-developer-sucks-little-monkey-balls/#comment-19623 Tue, 07 Jan 2014 19:53:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6573#comment-19623 I do like responses to tweets, more than a blog post; I think because if someone is tweeting you assume he or she is online whereas blogging you don’t. Either way, it is nice that you are going to try and improve. Your mother would be proud.

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