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Comments on: My Understanding is That Babies Twitch Like Dogs https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 29 Jan 2014 00:27:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Eileen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-25283 Wed, 29 Jan 2014 00:27:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-25283 Even better than paw twitches, are the little muffled sleep barks. I will pause Netflix Dr. Who marathons for sleep barking.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6561 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:55:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6561 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds  No women are going to appreciate reading that.  And plus, you were jacked up on Valium and the  epidural.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6560 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:53:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6560 In reply to halfbeagle.

 @halfbeagle  My dog doesn’t do that because I love her.  That’s a punishment from God because you secretly hate yours.  I know these things.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6559 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:53:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6559 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk117  Didn’t the diaper catch all of it?  (had to – easy joke)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6558 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:52:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6558 In reply to Becky.

That’s one of those cats that cost money, right?  But seriously, it’s creepy how when they sleep the eyes are 20% open.  

]]> By: halfbeagle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6334 Fri, 15 Jun 2012 07:35:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6334 Paw twitches are the best. It’s the sleeper farts I could live without.

]]> By: FamilyViewed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6326 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:27:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6326 @DKLblog @tfpHumorBlog I thought that my Charlie (cocker spaniel) was just dreaming about her boy friend (yes she’s “fixed”)

]]> By: FirstCityLine https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6315 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 10:39:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6315 In reply to FirstCityLine.

@tfpHumorBlog @Livefyre Hey now, I am NEVER inappropriate, except when I am, which is only sometimes. LiveFyre psychic ability FAIL.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6308 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:50:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6308 In reply to FirstCityLine.

@firstcityline @Livefyre This was actually intentional on their part. They knew your comment was going to be inappropriate. They know!

]]> By: FirstCityLine https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-understanding-is-that-babies-twitch-like-dogs/#comment-6301 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 13:53:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3006#comment-6301 In reply to Livefyre.

@Livefyre @tfpHumorBlog Sure – when I try to sign in, I get a message: Forbidden (403), CSRF verification failed. Same if I try as “guest”.

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