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Comments on: My Mark On The Internet – Sigh… https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 Nov 2012 00:57:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Meetmyhusband https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10307 Sun, 25 Nov 2012 00:57:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10307 In reply to Meetmyhusband.

Ewww! I just realized I created such a gross grammatical error. I wrote “who’s” instead of “whose”. Please forgive the complete and utter lack of comment proofreading prior to posting.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10262 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:07:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10262 In reply to tjloveless3.

tjloveless3  okay – explain the Murphy thing. I’m probably an idiot, but I don’t understand.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10263 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:07:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10263 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  FINALLY. Took you long enough!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10260 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:07:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10260 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Me too!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10259 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:07:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10259 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Nope – it’s all illusion. The only constant is the effort I put in to write. It’s all I can control.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10261 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:07:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10261 In reply to andreabadgley.

andreabadgley  I just commented! See, you’re not alone!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10255 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10255 In reply to Audrey Howitt.

Audrey Howitt  Ha – I’m not big time either. I just try to keep writing!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10257 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10257 In reply to Meetmyhusband.

Meetmyhusband  My mom’s hoo is going to be the next target. She’s not happy about this.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10258 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10258 In reply to about100percent.

about100percent  Yep, there you are – #1! It’s good to #1 at something.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-mark-on-the-internet-sigh/#comment-10256 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:02:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4384#comment-10256 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  It should make you feel sick. Oh yes I did!

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