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Comments on: My Little Pig https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:42:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-10284 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:42:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-10284 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  You wouldn’t go? It was fun.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-10285 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:42:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-10285 In reply to hmcwhorter86.

hmcwhorter86  Oooh… so THAT’S why you did this every time I grabbed your breast at the McDonald’s. That was really uncool. Not my touching. You being snotty. For shame!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-10282 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:42:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-10282 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  This is why you can’t keep a man.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-10283 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:42:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-10283 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Ha – yes, weird. But, really they were normal people just having drinks. And throwing tennis balls with that plastic wand thing.

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-9388 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 01:26:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-9388 I guess you have to be a “dog person”.  I have never heard of a dog party before.  A little weird.  Or maybe a lot weird.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-9387 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 01:11:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-9387 I thought men liked it toothy. No?

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-9384 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 16:11:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-9384 You’re a braver man that I! (Especially since I’m not a man). That’s all I got 😛

]]> By: hmcwhorter86 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-little-pig/#comment-9383 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 13:41:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4145#comment-9383 I’m pretty sure I’ve met red wine molester a time or two myself. Here’s how you stop the unsolicited touching – after he removes his hand from let’s say your elbow, dust off your elbow in a very obvious manner. Don’t break eye-contact. Keep looking at him and engaging in the conversation, but give your elbow a few swipes like your trying to brush off dog hair or something. Do it EVERY time he touches you, he’ll get so uncomfortable that he’ll stop. 😉

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