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Comments on: My First Vlog! Watch The Awesomeness! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 21 Jun 2013 01:38:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jillian Selzer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-17722 Fri, 21 Jun 2013 01:38:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-17722 Just got introduced to DJ’s blog today! Love all of your stuff, gives me a real laugh. I’m excited to keep up with the TFP entries (:

]]> By: thebleupills https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3947 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:17:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3947 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3934 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:27:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3934 In reply to nulsenjb.

@nulsenjb Don’t judge me.

]]> By: nulsenjb https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3933 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:40:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3933 Please correct me if I’m wrong, but were you masturbating at the end of that piece? There is some body shaking and subtle arm movements starting around the 3:30 mark – right after you finish talking about your cat. If so, then BRAVO for weaving that into your inaugural vlog!

]]> By: Susan K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3894 Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:22:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3894 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis I should be offended.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3893 Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:17:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3893 In reply to Susan K.

@Susan K I like it when you stalk me. I always need stalkers.

]]> By: Susan K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3892 Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:09:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3892 I like when you make yourself laugh!

]]> By: vwada https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3891 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:12:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3891 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis haha…maybe you can vlog about them. =P

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3890 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:03:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3890 In reply to vwada.

@vwada Thank you Vanessa! Can’t wait to buy the GREATEST nail clippers in the world!

]]> By: vwada https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-vlog-watch-the-awesomeness/#comment-3889 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:09:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1130#comment-3889 I was just thinking you should vlog…this sounds like fun. looking forward to your future videos! =)

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