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Comments on: My Favorite Reader of All Time https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:16:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6534 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:16:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6534 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk1174   Congrats on the weight loss.  Four sizes is a big deal!  I have always been a 33-34 and I was inching up to a 35.  Then I got scared and started watching the calories.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6532 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:15:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6532 In reply to LuftigWarren.

 @LuftigWarren  Well, at least you listen to really AMAZING MUSIC.  Feather in your cap.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6531 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:15:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6531 In reply to HillyG.

 @HillyG  I can pass over his info.  He’s now at Dartmouth.  Economics major.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6530 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:14:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6530 In reply to lifealmostfact.

 @lifealmostfact  Thoughtful and alarming this comment is.  Thanks?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6529 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:14:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6529 In reply to rebecca odonnell.

 @rebecca odonnell  You son is headed for juvenile hall.  Just a hunch…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6528 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:13:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6528 In reply to Betty.

Well, at least he’s taking time off of being a trial lawyer to write me.  (I’m assuming he’s a litigator)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6527 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:12:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6527 In reply to Andi Roo.

 @Andi Roo  Those are the best type of white gangstas.

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-6024 Thu, 17 May 2012 12:47:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-6024 I found this disturbing, sad, & hilarious — all rolled into one. Thanks for an… interesting (???) read.
 
Not my son, nor any of his friends… but I could see this in some of the homies around town. Which is funny, because we live in the cornfields of America. How can I take seriously someone who is all gangsta-ish while surrounded by hoe-downs & hill-billy golf???
 
Whatevs…
LOL!!!

]]> By: Betty https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-5906 Mon, 07 May 2012 16:55:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-5906 I’m a 33 year old mom and have a 34 year old brother who fits this description perfectly. He reads blogs and writes like this. I don’t understand it but it’s him and I love him too.   🙂

]]> By: rebecca odonnell https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-favorite-reader-of-all-time/#comment-5870 Sat, 05 May 2012 01:38:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2648#comment-5870 I love unexpected treasures.   When I taught art at an abused kids home, they had a fondness for calling me a “moo foo ho.”   They were eight to ten years old. I asked them what a moo foo ho was and one of them answered, “a mean cow.”   Very, very hard to not grin and shame them.   I agree about your fan.   He’s great…looks just like my son.

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