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Comments on: My Cat Has Figured It Out https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:18:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-5242 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:18:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-5242 My cat one day decided he didn’t like his dry food anymore, so he stopped eating it. I kept looking at the bowl, seeing it full, and I was like “ok, Justin must be feeling him”. So, like, 3 days later, I asked. No, he hadn’t been. He thought I’d been. Hmm. Cats are big hold outs. My cat is a huge, 14-pounder (he’s got like, Maine Coon in him I swear) and can barely go 6 hrs w/o food, let alone 3 days. But, as soon as we bought him something else, he was scarfing it, so it wasn’t like he was sick. Just stubborn. And dumb.
But, how is it going with the natural, Jackson Galaxy treatment? Maybe you should stop the prozac anyway and see if it’s helping.

]]> By: apodd2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4786 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:10:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4786 In reply to D.J. Paris.

You are welcome!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4774 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:10:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4774 In reply to Kelly.

She hates you plenty.  God told me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4773 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:09:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4773 In reply to apodd2012.

 @apodd2012  This post was way too goddamned sad.  Stop depressing my readers!  Ha.

]]> By: apodd2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4772 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:43:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4772 My cat is in heart failure and I have to give him a pill and liquid every day. Twice for the liquid. I tried to do the whole hide the pill (canned cat food worked the best) but then I realized if I bribed him with snacks after the meds he was pretty decent about it. Granted I overfeed the little guy, but hell he was supposed to be dead 2 months ago, so why not let him get fat and be happy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4771 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 16:14:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4771 In reply to therealbirdman.

 @therealbirdman  I do enjoy hurting things with guns.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4770 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 16:14:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4770 In reply to WEH.

Yes – both the dog and cat version.  She likes neither, the b*tch.

]]> By: Kelly https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4769 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:28:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4769 This is too funny, I had to use this technique on my cat too when I started adding olive oil to her food to prevent kitty dandruff.   She would sit there and look at her food and then look at me like “WTF is THIS?”   Sometimes she would take 2 bites and then spend 5 minutes cleaning the oil off her fur glaring at me like I was a monster.   After about a week she got used to it and started eating again…and she barely even hates me now!

]]> By: therealbirdman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4768 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:51:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4768 Get a tranquilizer gun. It will also improve your marksmanship.

]]> By: WEH https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-cat-has-figured-it-out/#comment-4765 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 07:39:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2042#comment-4765 have you tried Greenies pill pockets? My very pill adverse cat eats these up with out spitting out the pill every time!

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