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Comments on: My Big Head Got A Headshot! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 16 Oct 2016 15:24:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: A. Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/#comment-340679 Sun, 16 Oct 2016 15:24:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2169#comment-340679 Cologne is fine, so long as a man uses it properly. It’s usually the younger guys who make the mistake of putting on too much and smell like they just took a bath in Axe. The key to proper application is that a person should only be able to smell your fragrance when in close proximity to you. My husband, fortunately, always got it right. Same goes for the women out there: keep it subtle!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/#comment-7587 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:02:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2169#comment-7587 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk117  Thanks, Paul!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/#comment-7586 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:02:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2169#comment-7586 In reply to NotanlyNeurotic.

You can smell sodium?  That’s a thing?

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/#comment-7426 Sat, 07 Jul 2012 11:37:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2169#comment-7426 I think you look great in this shot. Is this a wedding you are in? You worry to much. You both look GREAT. Paul @pdk117  

]]> By: NotanlyNeurotic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-big-head-got-a-headshot/#comment-4990 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:08:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2169#comment-4990 Is this a widespread belief about men not wearing cologne to work? It is because the scent can be heavy and overly distracting? I’ve never had any complaints about men or women wearing fragrance in the office. But you know what I can’t stand? The smells of random people’s sodium-packed microwaveable lunches wafting together to form some sort of super storm of stank in the middle of the office. It always smells like Asian food and it always makes me want to gag …
 
Congrats on being one of the chosen ones. I always have red eye in my photographs which clearly must mean I’m kind of the opposite of “chosen”.

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