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Comments on: Meet the Other D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:50:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Ginger https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-12058 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:50:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-12058 DJ-the-gay-New-Yorker always beats me at Words, too. So often that I refuse to play anymore! He is not, in fact, a self-absorbed douche…if he were, how would you have met my straight (I think) husband via Twitter & then continued a two+ year friendship where you too-seldom meet for drinks?!?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-11892 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 04:04:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-11892 Hilarious! I didn’t see this until today, but I loved it. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and I am a big fan. However, make no mistake—I am, in fact, a *ridiculously* self-absorbed douche.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9968 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:27:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9968 In reply to LorcaDamon.

LorcaDamon  Thanks, Triberr pal!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9967 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:27:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9967 In reply to AngelicArtwork.

AngelicArtwork  Hmm… I’m not sure about that. Dominatrixes seem like a weird breed. My guy is normal. Our main difference is that he prefers to tongue-kiss men.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9964 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:22:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9964 In reply to gypsykline.

gypsykline  This was a great line. Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9965 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:22:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9965 In reply to Meetmyhusband.

Meetmyhusband  I also have a woman with the same first name is me who is an adult film star. If I banged her we both be yelling the name as we approached orgasm. That would be funny.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9966 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:22:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9966 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  You should reach out to her and thank her for making you appear motivated to the public. Hilarity will ensue.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9963 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:22:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9963 In reply to toristoptalking.

toristoptalking  Hilarious. Well, at she’s a black boxer and not white. White boxers are lame.

]]> By: toristoptalking https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9952 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 01:37:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9952 Awesome. I found out the other Tori Nelson is a  black lady  boxer.  It’s nice at least one of  me is badass 🙂
http://torinelson.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/i-meet-me/

]]> By: gypsykline https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/meet-the-other-d-j-paris/#comment-9951 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:17:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4444#comment-9951 Well if gay people don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, who else is going to stuff the turkey?

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