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Comments on: Lobster is the True Creator https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10087 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10087 @Lainey  Ooh… I think you’re right. Time to update the bucket list. My bucket list is literally things I throw into a bucket that I want to do. I’m immortal so the metaphor is lost on me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10088 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10088 @Corporate Wife  That’s because of your wickedness. Stop the nonsense and you will not go into  anaphylactic shock.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10089 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10089 @Katjaneway  Amazing.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10085 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10085 @annedreshfield  Eating God is way better than that Catholic wafer disappointment. No flavor at all. Lame.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10084 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10084 @jhansenwrites  I need your new twitter handle! Send over!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10086 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:57:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10086 @Safireblade  Wow – (applause). Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-10083 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-10083 In reply to TamaraTipton.

@TamaraTipton  God IS a lobster. I just checked.

]]> By: TamaraTipton https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-9438 Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-9438 Well, I doubt God IS a lobster, but I am pretty sure he/she has a great sense of humor! Thanks for the laugh!

]]> By: jhansenwrites https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-7898 Fri, 03 Aug 2012 21:56:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-7898 Fantastic baby photo, D.J. I giggled through this post. 🙂

]]> By: annedreshfield https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lobster-is-the-true-creator/#comment-7886 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:39:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3182#comment-7886 Mmmm, lobster. I mean God. Tasty!  

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