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Comments on: Let’s Talk About My Personal Life! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:47:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9788 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:47:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9788 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  Oh, you’re welcome.  I hope I didn’t come off too pushy.  I just want things to work out for you two crazy kids.  You’re a cute couple and nobody else can rock Hermaphrodite costumes like you guys. 🙂

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9749 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:42:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9749 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

tfpHumorBlog   Lol, you couldn’t handle me.  I’m kinda crazy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9742 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9742 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  – Yeah, and if not, I’ll just ask you out. Get ready!

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9735 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:07:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9735 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog   Well that’s half the battle!  Keep it up, and you may just get to keep her!  😀

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9723 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9723 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Yeah, it’s really just about practice. Nearly a month later, I pretty much have eliminated 80% of the criticism. I’m also in a shitload of therapy, too. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9718 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9718 In reply to Mommy, for real..

Mommy, for real.  Well, just remember your criticism of anyone is really a replication of how you treat yourself. So, simply learn how to accept the shit about you that you currently hate, and the criticism to others will likely fall away.
You’re welcome and expect my bill in the mail.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9720 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9720 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  As someone that’s met her, I appreciate the comment! Thanks for the advice, L!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9721 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9721 In reply to knightndaze.

knightndaze  Yes, everything to me is an attack. I work on this in therapy because it’s all the nuttiness in my head. I understand this. Things are improving greatly since I wrote the post. Changes have been implemented!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9722 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9722 In reply to GingerBlogMan.

GingerBlogMan  I am a terrible planner which is why I need to schedule things out, as it doesn’t occur to me naturally. Thanks for the motivation!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-talk-about-my-personal-life/#comment-9717 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4185#comment-9717 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Critical moms wound their kids because the kids grow up believe they can  and should  achieve perfection. But obviously they can’t. This is my wound too. My biggest, actually.
I should be doing just a little bit better because I’m capable… Since I’m not doing better it must mean there’s something wrong with me, or that I don’t care, or I’m lazy, etc.
Sound familiar?

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