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Comments on: Let’s Look At Some Goddamn Headshots! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 10 Feb 2014 08:33:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Misty Evans https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-25945 Mon, 10 Feb 2014 08:33:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-25945 I’m digging the headshots. I hate having my photo taken. It usually requires at least a few glasses of wine to get through a shoot and by then most of the photos are just of my feet in the air after I’ve fallen on my face. So, for me, it’s amazing you could even take the photos in the first place. Winning!

]]> By: tracy1000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-13937 Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:14:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-13937 The photography is fine but you’re right. Headshots suck, even for “beautiful” people. Thankfully yours aren’t cringe-worthy.

]]> By: Heathermac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-13935 Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:20:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-13935 I’m with you, man. These pics really suck and you look like a fat ass in them! Burn them all, ok?……haha..my humor, little mean at times, only because you look kinda yummy in them. Nothing wrong at all.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-13931 Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:30:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-13931 They look just fine, except for the haircut. I’ve never understood the point?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5043 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:10:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5043 In reply to Karibdavis13.

 @Karibdavis13  You had me until camel toe, at which point I vomited onto my shoe.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5042 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:10:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5042 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  Thanks Sonja!  I am handsome – for a blogger.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5041 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:10:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5041 In reply to cinemasugar.

 @cinemasugar  I forget honestly.  This way it will be a surprise when I ope the magazine.  I hope it’s the one where I’m hanging my balls out.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5040 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:09:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5040 In reply to Sunburnt.

 @Sunburnt  I’ve really fooled you.  I push elderly people in wheelchairs into traffic.  It’s fun.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5039 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:08:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5039 In reply to Liz.

Yeah – thank you, Lizzle!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-look-at-some-goddamn-headshots/#comment-5038 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:08:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2181#comment-5038 In reply to marybogie83.

 @marybogie83  Thanks, MB!

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