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Comments on: Let’s Get Fixed – New Feature https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 05 Mar 2015 10:54:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Helena Angelina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-134040 Thu, 05 Mar 2015 10:54:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-134040 I will pounce on Frenchie. No, not you D.J. I’ve read ‘I can be sort of a dickhead to my girlfriend’, so rather, I’ll go for the new Parisian boy on the scene. 7 days? Got it. I likes me a deadline. This works well.

]]> By: google advertising tools https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-107720 Mon, 22 Sep 2014 06:42:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-107720 Greetings from Florida! I’m bored at work so I decided to
browse your website on my iphone during lunch break. I enjoy the information you provide here
and can’t wait to take a look when I get home.
I’m amazed at how quick your blog loaded on my phone ..
I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow, very good blog!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8926 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:41:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8926 In reply to PotatoPancakes.

PotatoPancakes  Passive  aggressive  stuff is pretty fun though, you have to admit.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8122 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:04:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8122 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog Nah, you were sad already… your latest post says so. Why would you be sad that I live in a cabin? If someone were forcing you to live in a cabin against your will, that would be sad. I love my cabin, and live in it by choice. So it’s not sad!Hope you’ve pulled out of the sadness today, on schedule.

]]> By: PotatoPancakes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8118 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:34:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8118 I will calmly explain the importance of closing the screen slider door at night to my boyfriend instead of passive aggressively slamming it shut in the morning.

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8117 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:29:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8117 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog Thanks lol.   The two feed each other, pun intended.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8113 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:14:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8113 In reply to thebloggerincognito.

thebloggerincognito  I support both of these things! I don’t think a woman ever struggled with that for me.  Ha.

]]> By: luckiestguy30 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8111 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:54:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8111 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog “Nobody like you?” Did you want to say “there’s nobody like you”? There’s nothing to forgive!

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8108 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 04:34:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8108 I will not eat any more cookies or ice cream this week.   And I will not call him until he contacts me:)

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/lets-get-fixed-new-feature/#comment-8107 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 04:34:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3323#comment-8107 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Yeah, that’s not sexist at all!!  Haha

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