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Comments on: Last Night I Wrote The Greatest Episode of Workaholics Ever https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:02:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4285 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:02:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4285 In reply to jennapooh1971.

Oh, I know what that is! If the left arm is tickling the right arm it means your father is conditioning his body hair, and if your right arm is tickling your left arm it means your sister is having a nightmare about your bare buttocks. Yung explained all this in his human collective workup. Or was it Nietzsche? I only ever have one of these occur, you’re very lucky to have both. What you want to avoid is the ‘feet tickling the leg’ wake-ups, the prognosis for those are shudder inducing. Though it would increase your chances of one day being accepted in Cirque Du Soliel. The French Canadians, go figure.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4280 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:27:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4280 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 Here’s one thing that does happen to me. Once every few months I wake up, on my back, with my arms straight out in the air, pointing to the ceiling. One arm is lightly tickling the other forearm up and down. This is the most pleasurable sensation ever. It’s pure ecstasy. (other people experience this, too)

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4278 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:53:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4278 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Not contents, streaker, I know no one cares about that. She (and many others, check around) dream in black and white, and she looks as she does in the mirror, blonde white female. I have been many different races and both genders, sometimes switching midstream. Most people we asked replied they were always same race and gender. That’s what I consider the boring part. Now go enjoy that rainbow smart aleck. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4276 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:37:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4276 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 Yes I dream in color. I’m not a dog. Newsflash – everyone that isn’t you is not interested in your dreams. Trust me.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4275 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:31:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4275 Do you dream in color or black and white? And are you always physically a white male? My best friend and I have been taking a poll for 6 years. She thinks my dreams are weird, I think hers are boring. According to our poll 2/3 of the population have dreams that are as boring as hers are. I blame American Idol.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4248 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:26:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4248 In reply to LauLau81.

@LauLau81 Thanks for being a new reader! Feel free to read my most popular stories over on the right. Also, please “like” my facebook page, also on the right. Lastly, what kind of name is LauLau?

]]> By: LauLau81 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-wrote-the-greatest-episode-of-workaholics-ever/#comment-4247 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:24:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1365#comment-4247 Great article… This is very inspiring! Thank you for sharing and hope to read some more from you.

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