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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:43:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10451 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:43:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10451 Yeah, I’m one of those people who could watch that movie once a week. I never seem to get tired of it. And though your joke may have been less than your finest work, picturing it as an addition to the movie was actually pretty funny.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10450 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:28:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10450 Hey at least your brain creates jokes while you’re sleeping. That’s pretty awesome! I laughed..I thought it was funny. It has a cheesy quality and that makes it extra funny to me. 🙂 Keep em coming!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10448 Sat, 01 Dec 2012 06:08:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10448 I was laughing out loud trying to relay your story and joke to my husband just now. Then we both laughed out loud at your punch line when emphasized with my club promoter mojo.
Gosh, that’s my favorite movie of all time. I mean, I wouldn’t sit around and watch it over and over again, like the movie Clueless, but it moved me, big time.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10445 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:33:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10445 Ok, here is my contribution – 13 year old boy humor…
Enter  “Morgan Freeman and Tittysprinkles” on YouTube and tell me what you see…
My son (13 year old boy) showed me this and I cannot stop giggling…

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10444 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:43:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10444 Do NOT be hatin’ on Shawshank, muthafuckaaaaa! Lol I seriously friggin’ love that flick.
That being said, your joke rocks, DJ. That is so my new motto.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-woke-up-with-this-joke/#comment-10443 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:33:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4529#comment-10443 I think the joke is great, and now I will be thinking up ways to incorporate it into any conversation I have today.   Thanks.   I’ll be sure to give you the credit.

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