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Comments on: Last Night I Married My Sister (And Got Rejected By Both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 08 Sep 2012 19:36:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Roeverdatteren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8897 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 19:36:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8897 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Roeverdatteren  Of course I looked hot.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8885 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 14:16:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8885 In reply to Roeverdatteren.

Roeverdatteren  Did you look hot?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8884 Sat, 08 Sep 2012 14:16:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8884 In reply to JenOsaurus.

JenOsaurus  I love how rolling ciggs is related to war. Hipster douchebags do this all the time. Ha.

]]> By: Roeverdatteren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8718 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 08:41:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8718 I once dreamt my own funeral.  As in, really, I was looking at all these mourning people and realized I knew every single one of them. Then I looked into the casket and found myself in it. Oddly, that dream didn’t scare me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8643 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 05:36:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8643 In reply to CrazedKitchen.

CrazedKitchen  She was right to do it! You’re not good enough!

]]> By: JenOsaurus https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8611 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:31:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8611 I used to dream about war every night – everything from building shelter to rolling ciggs to killing people with my hands. It was disturbing. But I’d rather type about last night’s dream…I made Neal Patrick Harris feel me up while Shamu watched. NPH cried and told he didn’t want to do it because it felt disrespectful to his partner. I didn’t care. I was also wearing Army green, which is really scary because I’m definitely a summer.

]]> By: CrazedKitchen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8606 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 04:31:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8606 No crazy dreams to share here, but I was once rejected by Paris Hilton in real life. Some friends and I were sitting in a booth at a party and she walked up to us, looked us all over, then walked away. I guess we just didn’t make the cut.

]]> By: charity jill https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8567 Thu, 30 Aug 2012 02:16:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8567 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  charity jill We should be so lucky to have an imp! “A Lannister always pays his debts.”

]]> By: frazzledmomlife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8548 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8548 In reply to frazzledmomlife.

tfpHumorBlog Funny… I know from rather extensive experience that they aren’t. I’m married to one green-eyed nerdy/snarky engineer.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/last-night-i-married-my-sister-and-got-rejected-by-both-britney-spears-and-paris-hilton/#comment-8549 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3474#comment-8549 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

tfpHumorBlog   No no no, we’re not gonna blame this shithole of a world on a woman.  If there was a god, it would definitely be male.  No woman would kill Heath Ledger, and George Carlin in the same year.

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